Dirty marrisa

When you piss so quiet you don't have to flush

Hey bro just did a dirty marrisa in the toilet

by XxbogboyxX September 12, 2021

Micro-marriaging

When your significant other manages your life down to the smallest detail.

Honey, stop micro-marriaging my life! If I want to eat a BigMac covered in Hershey syrup I can!

by Real_NoobToob September 14, 2021

Micro marriage

When someone treats their husband like a micro machine toy, only going where they move him.

Her husband couldn't leave the house without her permission, but only if he provided a written notice in advance to describe how his trip would be essential. Theirs was a micro marriage.

by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021

Mexican marriage

To truly consummate a marriage in Mexico, you must eat your fiancé out at the pool at high noon the day following the marriage proposal.

That dude nailed the Mexican marriage proposal, he at the shit outta that pussy at the pool the next day.

by Big Justin696969 October 4, 2021

leprechaun marriage

March 17th St Patrick’s day , when 2 leprechauns/2 short gingers are forced to get married. Only on St Patrick’s they may be married , otherwise the other humans (also known as gremlins) who demand entertainment will destroy them.

“A wise being that goes by Saito (not an inside joke) referred to this event as a“ historical moment “ he claimed that a child would be born with orange skin, and the approximate height of an Oompa Loompa” - don’t let two leprechauns have a child. -

person #1:wow is it March 17th!?
person #2:yep , u know what that means?
ginger #2:please , no.
person #1:ITS LEPRECHAUN WEDDING DAY!!
ginger2:NOOOOOOOOOOO

person #1 : What day is it today?
person #2 : leprechaun marriage.
person #1 : the hell is that?
person #2 : “Beats me, some weird group of children with strange biscuits in they’re mouths told me this”

leprechaun marriage

by Winter 冬 March 13, 2022

James Marriot Super Fan

annoying little rats (Mankywave) who cant stop praising James. they want to suck his moist crummy toes so much it would satisfy them. they always use screenshots of James instead of emojis.

Mankywave: OMG im such a James Marriot Super Fan!

Hengi: Help me...

by A suspicious blobfish July 29, 2022

Ex-Married

Break-Ups On Marriages, Or Divorces, In General

You Are Officially Ex-Married.

by Ioannis_the_word_maker October 8, 2022