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Mac Stabber

similar to a backstabber but to a higher degree.

A mac stabber will smile to your face, but stab you in the back.
They thrive off of being your best friend by day, sleeping with your bf/gf by night. Also often they use privileged information gained throughout a long term relationship in order to try and smear your reputation.
After we broke up she told the cops about everything i've done to try and have me arrested. Such a Mac Stabber.

She helped me plan my going away party and then slept with my bf when I was gone! What a Mac Stabber!!

After 3 years she lied to the cops and had me arrested for DV, Audrey is such a Mac Stabber!
by Mac Stabbed December 22, 2010
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Mac hangover

When someone gets all excited about getting a new Apple product only to realize that a new version came out the day after they bought the product.
Tom was so excited to get his new MacBook Air until he had a Mac hangover.
by MrComrod1 July 26, 2011
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country mac

A county Mac is when your genitals are oddly itchy and annoying.
I hate when I'm trying to masturbate but I have a country mac
by Jonathan Fourtwenty Blaze August 10, 2016
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Mac

A guy who fucks your mom while you’re fucking his dad so when you get mad he just calls you a cunt because is in his nature as an uncivilized cunt to say that. Often in love with redheads, be careful he is armed and DANGEROUS.
“Ur dads so stiff man!”

“You cunt!”
you’re such a Mac you douche
by Josh’s ehwhw February 14, 2018
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Mac Daddy

Mac Daddy is the biggest fucking pussy you've ever seen. When I see one I land massive king kong bitch slaps on their snouts. If they look good I usually will fuck them in their ass and have them lick the shit off my dick.
man, look at that Mac Daddy, I'm going to make that boi my bitch
by Ping Pong Head September 14, 2018
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Fleetwood Mac

When you allow yourself to become embroiled in a love triangle.
Jesse: “Oh dear, El should have never got with their metamour. It;s an enticing proposition but essential they've just Fleetwood mac’d themself.”
by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020
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Chazzy mac

The prime example of the best kind of streamer on twitch. Handsome, kind and exceptional in every way! Creator of the best Mac and cheese recipe ever created.
Chazzy mac- I was looking for some prime entertainment and found exactly what I was looking for when I found Chazzy_mac!
by Mc_MrRIchard August 20, 2022
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