Microfeasting

When you are forced into eating a whole meal on the go or in pieces through an day or evening. So it looks like you’re always eating thus feasting but actually it is only a micro feast.

Jad: "Flick it feels like all you do is eat at the office."

Flick: "Hi Jad, yep I'm fine thanks for asking. Actually I'm just microfeasting on this wonderful meal because I love nice food but you have us working flat out."

by olivemondegreen December 02, 2020

Capitaloveism

Eating ones own hand because it tastes good at the time.

Liv: "I just bought this amazing phone, there was so much choice but now I'll be in debt for the rest of my life. The advert was just really good and had a minor amount of diversity in it."
Olive: "Sounds like capitaloveism"

by olivemondegreen December 02, 2020

Pregret

Knowing you're going to regret something although hasn’t happened yet.

They: "I'm already pregretting that second special brownie."

by olivemondegreen December 02, 2020

Stadium Jazz

Music micro genre that is inherently jazzy but sounds rubbish in your typical jazz club because of its expansiveness

Herb: "Hey what genre is Egg Tooth by Ephemerals? I heard them play it at Sunset Sunside in Paris and it sounded terrible compared to the album"
Suede: "Yeh that one's gonna be stadium jazz if you ask me."

by olivemondegreen December 02, 2020

Dream bop

A mixing of jazz and indie subgenre dream pop. "Bop" is often suffixed at the end of jazz subgenres eg: Hard bop.

Suede: "This Ephemerals album is like if Beach House made a buddhist jazz record about being a modern day transsexual. I guess you'd call it dream bop."
Finch: "Yeh, "Third Eye" is a fairly unusual album and the band broke up halfway through the European tour."

by olivemondegreen December 02, 2020

Fleetwood Mac

When you allow yourself to become embroiled in a love triangle.

Jesse: “Oh dear, El should have never got with their metamour. It;s an enticing proposition but essential they've just Fleetwood mac’d themself.”

by olivemondegreen December 02, 2020

Shoutfit

A deliberately loud or garish outfit

Roo: "So it's Herb and Alp's queer wedding tomorrow, are you going to wear something boring and cis het?"
Ol: "No darling I am a transsexual who will be amongst fellow transsexuals and I shall be wearing my best shoutfit."

by olivemondegreen December 02, 2020