olivemondegreen's definitions

Capitaloveism

Eating ones own hand because it tastes good at the time.

Liv: "I just bought this amazing phone, there was so much choice but now I'll be in debt for the rest of my life. The advert was just really good and had a minor amount of diversity in it."
Olive: "Sounds like capitaloveism"

by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020

Pregret

Knowing you're going to regret something although hasn’t happened yet.

They: "I'm already pregretting that second special brownie."

by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020

Psychedelic soul noir

Musical micro genre of dark textures that is still in some way psychadelic.

Herb: "Alp what would you say Chasin Ghosts by Epehemrals is?"
Alp: "Ah I think it's Psychedelic soul noir ."

by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020

Microproject

A tiny project that is begun and completed within a short time frame allowing the creative person a chance to have a holiday from their main project(s) without causing any trouble, if they don't like not working.

Meg: "Did you see the ___rhsaint instagram page, it's a spoof of RH Sin's awful poetry."
Fern: "Yeh I heard the creator made it all in one day as a microproject."

by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020

Stadium Jazz

Music micro genre that is inherently jazzy but sounds rubbish in your typical jazz club because of its expansiveness

Herb: "Hey what genre is Egg Tooth by Ephemerals? I heard them play it at Sunset Sunside in Paris and it sounded terrible compared to the album"
Suede: "Yeh that one's gonna be stadium jazz if you ask me."

by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020

Fangle

That angle you look fattest at. Can be used positively or negatively.

Ol: "Babe look if i have the phone down on the floor pointing up at my but at sixty degrees, my otherwise skinny butt looks so juicy. This really is my fangle."

by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020

Fauxstalgia

Nostalgia for something that never actually happened

Fauxstalgia is sometimes used by folks who weren't born at the time to hark back about their experiences in the second world war, or used to remember a thing that didn't even happen such as the world before migration.

Karen aged 50: "Yes it reminds me how good it was in WWII when we didn't have transgendereds"

by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020