LISTEN CHILD

What mom tells child when he disobeys her.

Mom: Please sweep the floor.
Child: *Doesn't listen*
Mom: Listen child!

by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 2, 2021

Listerine Challenge

Something that's only a challenge for the lowest most disgusting people. If you have an oral STD or no hygiene from basement dwelling and tendies eating than you may find holding Listerine in your mouth challenging. But if you aren't a cousin fucking piece of garbage its no challenge at all and doesn't hurt lol

I woulda made out with the bitch but she couldn't do the Listerine challenge for 30 secs so imma pass on catching that gum disease

by Frunkis fag November 14, 2018

Russian Mouthwash / Russian Listerine

After a male has ejaculated semen into a partners mouth, the partner follows through with taking a shot of extremely cold vodka, swishing both semen and vodka and then swallowing whole.

Examples for Russian Mouthwash / Russian Listerine.

Jacks partner took a shot of Russian Listerine, Jack replied with "It's dynamite against germs"

Kristina was feeling frisky, and wanted to show Andy how to properly do a Russian Mouthwash.

Kristina: "Andy, do you know what a Russian Mouthwash is?"

Andy: "Isn't that where you just use vodka as mouth wash?"

Kristina: "Yes... But let me show you how to do real Russian Mouthwash"

by Maximus Penetratus February 8, 2014

listed

like black listed from something or someone. (banned or not allowed to do or see someone)

My parents listed me from seeing my boyfriend for 2 weeks.
I got listed for 2 weeks.

by sunnydaze October 18, 2008

Active listening

Give affirmative responses to someone, even while you may not be quite sure what they are talking about.

"...So then I said to the guy..."
"Uh-huh."
"...Don't be such a jerk-off!"
"Yeah?"

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

Lister

one of the heaviest garage MC's in North London. Featured in Club Bangers "Poka Games" and "My mums fit and u know it". However his career took a a turn for the worst when a movie clip surfaces on the internet featuring intimate scenes with him and fellow R.A.W crew member Mc George. Since then he has gone into hiding but is rumoured to still be in the London area.

Tracks included:
Poka Games
Silent Nights
43 times
My mums fit and u no it

by R.D.H April 21, 2005

Billie ilish listener

Normally a depressed 11 year old with a sad bard Simpson profile picture on instagram tiktok or other social media’s

Person 1:Hello what’s your Favourite music artist?
Person 2: Billie ilish

Person 1:fuck off Billie ilish listener

by Daniel the smart boy November 6, 2020