lane lube

The slick substance on a bowling lane that makes your balls slide longer, hook harder, and leave you wondering if you should’ve adjusted your grip. Often blamed when things get messy and nothing finishes the way you expected.

Damn Yo- there’s too much lane lube for that corner bitch! My ball just slid right past her.

by GFRidiculous December 16, 2025

Douche Lube

Douche Lube is the worst insult to call someone. To be a douche lube means you weren’t even good enough to be called dick or dildo (which makes contact with a vagina). you’re not good enough to be called douche (a tool to clean a woman out in between a bunch of men). You are a douche lube, a tool a woman uses in order to clean herself out in betweeen men. AKA ultimate tool

“She only invites me over to talk after she breaks up with someone”

“Dude you’re her douche lube”

by alyyyx January 8, 2026

mississippi mud lube

When you eat a girl out with a fat dip in.

The redneck ate his girlfriend out giving her some mississippi mud lube.

by Kylepompom April 24, 2016

mississippi mud lube

Mississippi mud lube is eating a girl out with a fat chew in.

I gave my girlfriend the Mississippi mud lube last night in bed.

by Kylepompom April 26, 2016

Sexual oral lubricant

It is a lubricant that helps with sexual intercourse, specifically oral sex and anal sex, it can also be useful vaginal sex as well. This is used to make sure the intercourse is safe and fun. It can also be used to lubricate in times of self pleasuring such as masturbation. It can also be used in non penetrative sexual acts such as grinding, handjobs and fingerings. Spit is the oral lubricant.

I just ate Jennifer out, thankfully i used my sexual oral lubricant to make it easier!

by Datcurrynigger May 12, 2018

Tube o' Lube

A cylindrical shaped container housing the slick substance known as lube. Often used by gay men before they butt-fuck each other. Sometimes flavored to elevate the pleasure of the anal participants.

*Denver tries to insert himself inside Ben's puckered asshole*
Ben: What THE FUCK Denver, at least use some lube.
Denver: I don't have any Benny.
Ben: Just grab the Tube o' Lube from the nightstand!

by mr.cj-peakok January 7, 2019

Tall tube of lube

Someone who is so attractive that their mere presence supplies sufficient lubricant for anyone’s desires. Similar to calling someone a “tall drink of water” but the person is hotter, more sexualized, and much more lubricating.

Oooo. Check out that tall tube of lube—making me all horny and wet.

by NTD is me February 13, 2021