polska laska

hott ass Polish bitch. knows how to suck a cock

I got the best blow job in the world. She was a Polska laska

by Olivcia December 1, 2017

I didn't come down in the last shower

Australian slang, meaning I'm wise to your game, or don't play me for a fool. This is a slang term not heard often in the regional centres, but reasonably common among the old blokes in smaller townships.

Davo(upon hearing something incredulous): carn mate, I didn't come down in the last shower!

by kingofspin March 12, 2020

Last Resort Crew

The only Skinhead crew allowed in or around Cleveland, Ohio.
Over 20 years strong, this crew has had a name in the Punk/Hardcore scene that put fear in the hearts and minds of many.

Just come to any Hardcore/Punk/Skinhead show for a one on one example of the Last Resort Crew

by zendomendo January 22, 2009

The Laser Light Show

A term for a glorious penis (often seen in the lower regions of people who's name starts with "C")

It is said to have two elephant ears tattooed on the thighs to make it resemble an elephant.

There are also rumors of lights shooting out of it, thus giving it the name.

Girl 1: "I went and watched the laser light show last night."

Girl 2: "Oh yeah, I just went the other night... blew. my. mind."

by Batguy256 January 9, 2011

Laser Vagina Surgery

The technical term for the procedure your dog has when she is spay'd.

Also the cosmetic procedure for correcting a mangled vagina.

I hope I neverhave to have Laser Vagina Surgery. That is one place a laser should never be.

God your vagina looks amazing. You have to give me the number to Laser vagina Surgeon.

by Banana Wiggles February 4, 2007

LastOCP

Formerly LastFF (however, contrary to the definition of the site on here, it is the greatest forum on the internet. Fuck modesty. it is.) Run by the latvian whore, Edman. It literally and metaphorically pisses over Fool's (Fag's) Gold - a shitpile run by Aaron.

"LastOCP owns Fag's Gold."

by Madam May 13, 2005

laser vision

a super power everyone wishes they had.

you wouldnt call me queer if i could shoot lasers out my eyes! LASER VISION!

by ally pow January 6, 2006