jesus tits

expression of shock

"jesus tits, that womans got a big rack!"

by Anonymous February 10, 2003

Jesus Chain

A Jesus Chain Is A Cross With A Chain THat You Wear Around Your Neck.

"I Forgot To Wear My Jesus Chain"
"I Got A Jesus Chain For My Confirmation"

by Brandon Harripersaud July 26, 2006

Give it to Jesus

When things in life get out of control, you have to decide what stresses are not worth worrying about.

Dude that's too bad your 401k just tanked on the stock market. But there's nothing you do about it so Give it to Jesus.

by PPink February 20, 2009

jesus saves!

Something written in the shitter of a bar, to which you find the reply. "Don't write on my bathroom walls and I won't shit in your church"

jesus saves!, wrong, politically uncorrect,jesus, save, saves, wha'd he say?

by LayItonYou March 24, 2007

Holy Jesus

Tyrone equivalent of jaysus

Holy Jesus, referee.

by Desigol October 8, 2006

epic jesus

A being of ultimate awsomeness and Epicossity.

praise be to Epic Jesus

by Epic Jesus November 2, 2007

Jesus Nikes

Another term for sandals.

Hey man, its so nice out I think I'm going to wear my Jesus Nikes.

by Bapeeee April 15, 2009