Irish Spanking

When you wake up after a night of drinking with a sore ass but no memory of how you got it.

"Jesus, I woke up this morning with such an Irish spanking."
"That's funny, I woke up with a sick case of Irish crotch..."

by pishtank April 7, 2008

Irish Tickler

An inverted bottle which is grasped by the neck and smashed on something/someone; the hand-held device resulting from such an action.

The right tool for a variety of jobs.

The responsible type, Nancy liked to keep an Irish Tickler in her purse--just in case!

by poguemahone July 29, 2011

Irish Rover

(v.) When John Mayer takes a dump on your chest.

John Mayer is so hot. I would totally let him Irish Rover me.

by DrBlazeD July 26, 2016

Irish Dip

When you ask for a Guinness at the pub and the bartender serves it after she dips her nipple in it.

I asked traci for an Irish dip and she obliged with a smile and a foamy nipple.

by CrAzEeBiTcH September 21, 2016

Irish kettlebell

The act of placing one or more testiculs into any given asshole. The process has been attempted by many, but successful with only a few

"Wow bob did you go balls deep in Rachel last night?"

"Buddy, she just about broke my balls last night, after I tried the Irish Kettlebell."

by Skrilla af dawg December 10, 2016

Irish Swimmer

A red head (preferably from Ireland) who is a squirter

I fucked an Irish swimmer last night, she had a bunch of freckles and soaked my sheets. Can't wait to see her again.

by GIG Squaddddd December 3, 2013

irish walk

When someone escapes out the door at the bar without even saying bye to his friends. Usually due to drunkness and fear of being harrased into drinking more.

Hey where'd McCann go? He's been in the restroom for 30 mins. He must of did the Irish walk.

by irish medic February 3, 2012