This intricate sexual position involves a midget performing a stand up 69 with an overweight Irish woman, who holds the midget upside down while he performs oral with a mouth full of Lucky Charms... while Gang Star plays in the background.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

An inverted bottle which is grasped by the neck and smashed on something/someone; the hand-held device resulting from such an action.

The right tool for a variety of jobs.