Instatoxication

When one intoxicates themselves of one substance and immediately feels the affects of the substance.

Yeah man! I got Instatoxication of that!

by A-Malogna June 14, 2010

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Instadip

When one ditches a place so quickly, sometimes unbenounced to others, that you swiftly avoid any potential problem you may have just encountered, had you not evacuated.

Dylan instadipped from Wal-Mart upon spotting his ex-girlfriend in line there.

by hiddenzombie013 May 12, 2010

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instamance

n. near inevitable romantic relationship arising out of the sex-hungry state created by vacation

Instant Romance: just add summer camp.

Guy: Man I can't get a girl friend
Wise Man: No problem, go to that summer camp your parents are trying to send you to.
Guy: But it's a church camp and I'm a virgin.
Wise Man: Perfect! Religion, repression and tents make the perfect conditions for an instamance.

Guy 1: You still talking to that blonde you met on the cruise ship?
Guy 2: Tropical instamance is especially strong.

I think Danny and Sandy from Grease is my favorite instamance.

by mytime_notyours July 20, 2010

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instaguilt

The feeling you get instantly after ejaculation when you have had sex with someone you shouldn't have. The pure natural and unstoppable instinct of emptying your sack took over all rational thought then instantly returns the split second you orgasm

similar to instaregret

Dave: - "mate i was hanging out the back of this well fit bird last night coz the missis was away with mates... but fuck me i got instaguilt the moment i blew my load"

Tony:- "lol, i know what you mean... its like the worst feeling ever"

by mordzy2 October 19, 2010

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