Humaid

Someone who doesn't have half a brain cell and pretends to know how to world works

"Imagine being a humaid, such an embarrassment"

by Claire june November 10, 2022

Human trash

Everyone that gangstalks ppl with the pigs and us government who are also trash. There all trash. America is trash. Especially Colorado Springs and Denver. F*** that trash. Weirdo pu**y loser. Stomp the s*** out and leave them on the street like s***.

Everyone is gangstalking me with the pigs. There all human trash.

by TI Satan November 23, 2022

hudmaceachern

the terrifying being that lives in mostly 3 parts of the internet. he uses baldi as his main fuel for content occasionally.

baldi: what are you doing?! i need to teach kids maaatthh!!!

hudmaceachern: ÆʣɷØɮʨʦʒʓʘʖʎ

*consumes baldi at will*

baldi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaghrgbrbgbhbrblblblbbbuabuab!!!!!

hudmaceachern: *spits out pieces of media containing baldis basics content

by elsqued January 31, 2023

Human swim cap

When a man lowers his head and the women opens her labia flaps to resemble a swim cap going over someone’s head.

Bert: “So how was your night last night with Gertrude?”
Ernie: “It was good she let me give her the good ole human swim cap!”

by Shaggin waggin February 4, 2023

Human Computer

the Act of a genius getting fucked by multiple furries and being forced to recite pi.

Man, I bet Albert Einstein loved being a human computer.

by balltickler69 February 7, 2023

Human Puffbar

An exotic sexual position in which individual #1 places their lips on individual #2’s butthole. To successfully perform the Human Puffbar, individual #2 must fart into individual #1’s mouth. Individual #1 must inhale the flateuous gas.

Me: yo did you see those chicks do the Human Puffbar

by ZoonieB March 3, 2023

Humaidi

A good person who's rarely honest with themselves

Look, it's Humaidi.
I love Humaidi.
Humaidi's the best.

by ASadGuyWhoLikesCoffee May 4, 2023