hook

A person who cheats on line calls in tennis.

That hook hooked me out of the last three points, dagnabbit!

by Bill April 8, 2004

hook shot

the Hook Shot is a very difficult procedure!For example when one drops his or her "apparatus" 100 iv inslin syringe on the ground and the tip bends but does not break. So the end of the needle is hooked.

Damn homeboy, do you have a new outfit? because, yesterday I dropped my BRAND NEW ONE and Iv'e been having to do hook shots all day!!!! Wow you have: It takes a skilled pro to pull that off!!

by DougieDougless March 29, 2008

THE HOOK

to stick a finger up an asshole and pull down.

My girlfriend gave me the hook last night while she was giving me a blow job.

by xenophon54 March 30, 2011

Left Hook

Saying a comeback out of no where, surprising them.

Uncle: why can't you don't it?
Mom: Why don't you get up and work for once?

Uncle: My mom left hook me this morning.

Friend: No way what she say?

by CoastingKidd July 7, 2015

Hooker Breath

The breath of someone who has eaten a hooker out who had not showered in multiple weeks.

Also could be a bartender who cuts you off.

1. He had the worst hooker breath this morning, I had to kick him out of the car.

2. Listen up hooker breath I said I want another Jack and Coke.

by l0calgirl August 7, 2011

tijuana hooker

A drink to be consumed once already smash-faced. There are 3 steps and the process requires at least 2 people, salt, cheap tequila, and lime slices - the one doing the shot, and one of his/her friends (make sure it's a friend, not an enemy, unless you're a risk taker)

Step 1: Snort line of salt off of dirty bar countertop.
Step 2: Take shot of cheapest possible tequila.
Step 3: Spread open eyelid, and have "friend" squirt lime juice into eye.

Enjoy!

Shit, look at all these freshmen, let's make them do Tijuana Hookers!

by BlakeSomeNoyes May 17, 2008

j hook

A penis that curves or makes a sharp turn part way through the penis

Dude I was watching a porno last night and the guy had a massive j hook!

by forumlogins May 20, 2008