TITLE HOPES HAVE BEEN CRUSHED

When your #1 pick in your fantasy football draft goes out injured for the year in Quarter 1 of Game 1 after sending an foolish email.

The Quahog Clams took Tom Brady with the #2 overall pick in the draft, and their title hopes have been crushed.

by Rifle October 22, 2008

We're gonna have fun on this island

A quote from Lord Of The Flies. Simon, a nearly mute character who is very in touch with nature and at peace with himself, suffers a hallucination at the top of a jungle mountain on an island. He stares at a (real) pig's head impaled on a stick and imagines that he hears it taunting him and daring him to hope for rescue.

Person Being Hugged: "Dude, let go. I have to get back to work."

Hugger: "No! We're gonna have fun on this island!"

by Knarf1995 October 27, 2011

Do You Have the Stupid?

A better joke insult than do you are have stupid. Can be used in any situation involving some clumsy action or verbal stupidness.

No one:
Some guy: I am have grammar okay
Me: Do you have the stupid?

by Ooga_booga____ April 10, 2019

You can’t have your cake and eat it too

You can’t have it both ways, you can’t have your neccesity and your desire. Needs & wants.

Kevin has a wife but still wants to have relations with his friend Samantha...

You can’t have your cake and eat it too.

by lachichu April 16, 2019

Haven

Haven-the most beautiful girl in the world, with big bright blue eyes, and that perfect olive complection. not to mention her gorgeous light brown hair that is ringlet curl after ringlet curl. She has a smile that will brighten anybodies day. although she can be sassy shes very well mannered and very polite.

Haven can always make someones day better.

by imthatonegirl February 7, 2010

have it

hard to define. you say it when something is pleasing or good. eluding to something good also in response to something someone else says. Originated in the Mid-West

guy 1: "i'm gonna totally hook up with this hottie tonight" guy 2: "have it"

"whoa, look what i found. half off fazoli's coupon's! have it."

"i'm gonna go beat off"
"have it."

by Tony December 18, 2005

North Haledon

Rich?We like to pretend we are.You say our houses are worth alot?Maybe.But we have no money to spend.Our taxs are insane for the Highschool that Haledon and prospect park go to for free.Our entertainment is speeding through our 3 mile town and hoping not to get caught by one of the 30 cops we have hired.That or watching the 10 DPW workers work on the baseball fields all day.Yes we are living it up.
If you live in North Haledon your Probly Dutch.If you are Dutch and live in North Haledon,your not much.

Our streets are paved our library is huge our brand new school is pretty....and our highschool is in the heart of slum.....we love north haledon

by rich.....welcome to the promised land November 5, 2005