hobosexual

A person who is in high school but looks like they are 40 years old. They generally wear the same jacket everyday, ripped sweatpants, and rarely shave or get their hair cut;giving them the appearance of a hobo.

Yo Dave is such a hobosexual.

by Urban Dictionary June 11, 2006

hobosexual

Style that is a cross between hipster (or metrosexual) and hobo. Coined by Cobra Starship lead, Gabe Saporta. Only to be used with permission by Gabe Saporta.

Gabe Saporta coined the term "hobosexual" to describe this new generation's style.

by leaax3 September 25, 2009

Hoboklahoma

Slang reference to the NYC suburb Hoboken, NJ, used to note the town's lack of discernable personilaty, character, hint of creativity, and predominance of lame vacuous blonde bimbo babes and perpetual baseball hat wearing frat boys, whose idea of exotic is ordering a Yuengling over a Miller lite, similar to those found in the state of Oklahoma.

Do you want to go to one of those awful dime-a-dozen frat-boy bars up on Washington Street in Hoboklahoma?

by A concerned JC resident February 27, 2005

hobosexuality

One who seeks homeless people out to engage in sexual activities down by the river

I realized my friend was into hobosexuality when he took me down by the river with a slew of homeless homos

by Kraziebtch24 June 10, 2016

Hoboken Charter School

An elementary, middle and high school located in Hoboken, New Jersey that has a gay pricipal. Therefore, the school is gay.

1: Where do you go to school?
2: Hoboken Charter School.
1: EW.

by HCSUCKS December 18, 2008

Hobosexual

The opposite of Metrosexual. A guy with complete lack of style. One who could care less about what he is wearing or what other people think about his appearance. Usually has need for a haircut and shave.

Dude, what is Kramer wearing?
I don't know man, he's a Hobosexual.

by lawsal August 1, 2013

hobophobic

Ho-bo-pho-bic: a) N: One who is afrade of the homeless. A fear of people with long dirty beards and excessive overcoats in summer. Frightened by those with shopping carts.

They say that if you're afraide of gays then it secretly means you're gay. I'm afrade of homeless people, so this explains my recent layoff and jump in rent.

by Macadaciouse May 9, 2004