A fast talkin' contest, whoever can talk the fastest wins. This talkin' contest is put on TV occasionaly. The two most popular competitors are Loralai and Rory, known for their ability to not only talk fast but to put together actual conversations where they attempt to be funny.
On your mark...
Get set...
GILMORE GIRLS!!!
Rory - "So is this party Grandma's having gonna be a big deal?"
Loralai - "Not really. The government will close that day. Flags will fly at half-mast. Barbara Streisand will give her last concert…again. Now, the Pope has other plans, but he's trying to get out of them. However, Elvis AND Jim Morrison are coming and they're bringing chips!"
NOT FUNNY.
Get set...
GILMORE GIRLS!!!
Rory - "So is this party Grandma's having gonna be a big deal?"
Loralai - "Not really. The government will close that day. Flags will fly at half-mast. Barbara Streisand will give her last concert…again. Now, the Pope has other plans, but he's trying to get out of them. However, Elvis AND Jim Morrison are coming and they're bringing chips!"
NOT FUNNY.
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