Top definition
1. State of obliviousness, mustached foolishness.
2. Finding all information to be completely new at all times.
3. Calling people "son-of-a-bitch" as a ruse to hide one's homosexuality.
"Oh, I was supposed to take out the trash and I forgot. That was some major gillfordness on my part."

"Hey ya son-of-a-bitch, lets go drink some manly beers and make out ... Uh I mean shoot guns."
by Deek Windsome November 23, 2011
Get the mug
Get a Gillfordness mug for your grandma Nathalie.
Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
via giphy
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
Get the mug
Get a dirtpilled mug for your mate Jovana.