sandwich punch game

The sandwich game is a highly addictive obsession practiced by people everywhere. Once you introduce your friends to the sandwich game, eating sandwiches in the precence of eachother will never be the same again. The official rules are online, but here is a condesed form for easy reading.

1. In the event that you see a sandwich with nothing adamant on top of it, you must punch it.

2. If you are eating a sandwich, you must cover it with an adamant object if it is not in your hands. Otherwise, it may be subject to punching.

3. You cannot punch the sandwich if it has an object on it, the owner is holding it, or the owner does not know the rules of the Sandwich Punching Game.

4. The game begins when the owner of the sandwich takes a bite out of said sandwich, cuts it, or dismembers it in any way.

Joelle: I just made a delicious sandwich! *takes a bite out of it* Oh, shit, I need to go do something over there! *leaves the unprotected sandwich on the table*

Tony: SANDWICH PUNCH! *punches sandwich*

Joelle: You're such a fucking assbucket, Tony.

Tony: Sandwich punch game!

by The sandwich puncher December 29, 2009

Lighter Game

The often unintentional theft of a friend or acquaintances lighter, many times this act is a subconscious force of habit, but is just as often not an accident. Most people realize that any lighters they buy might get lighter gamed so they purchase cheap ones in bulk.

Man 1: Dude where did my Incredible Hulk lighter go?

Man 2: Chalk it up to the lighter game.

Man 3: Yeah dude you’ve just been lighter gamed!

by I got you back July 12, 2009

GameCube

A famous video game system created by Nintendo. With an all-star line-up of 1st party titles, and a relative lack of 3rd party support, the GameCube was not a popular platform of economic competition, earning it a reputation synonymous communism.

The GameCube is mostly famous for its first party line-up; Metroid, Super Smash Bros, Super Mario, and the Legend of Zelda, among others.

by aka_Pyro May 13, 2008

the penis game

A game in which you and one or more friends take turns yelling 'penis' as loud as you possibly can.

Me: Let`s play the penis game!
Friend: PENIS

by sm00shr December 20, 2014

the yes game

A game similar to the penis game where 2 or more people start a whispering chant of the the word "yes" that gets progressively louder and faster as though they are reaching the climax of their orgasms. The first person to get an awkward stare from a stranger while in public wins.

One of the players gives the other a funny, sexual stare to signal the beginning of the yes game.

Player 1: "...yes"

Player 2: " Yes!"

player 1: "YEEEESSS!!!!!"

Random pedestrian: "Wtf is going on over there?" **walks away embarrassed & confused**

by anonymous986757965 December 11, 2012

pause your game

To tell someone to stop talking or to stop someone from progressing with a certain course of action.

1. Daddy! Pause your game!
2. Baby, pause your game for a minute and go hit on someone else.

by RED-B January 5, 2019

Real-5-Bro-Game-Code

Real-5-Bro-Game-Code

Is a term used by men who respect themselves and good women.

☆ 1. Jumping into Random women’s in boxes that’s Predator traits; a big no.

★ 2. A real man not gonna come into a good womon life just to mess it up.
☆ 3. A real homie won’t go behind their homeboys back trying to holler at their women; that’s a fake friend.

★ 4. A real man don’t want

a woman that another dude Laying up with sexing every night.

☆ 5. A Smart man gon ask a Woman respectfully to get STD tested before he goes “raw / naked head” or she can get to Stepping / hoping the feeling{ is Mutual.

If you want a good woman go by the

Real-5-Bro-Game-Code.

by MillYentei DYSlick January 2, 2021