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Fountain of Youth

A sexual act where one partner urinates into another elderly partner's mouth who has a gaged labret piercing. As the first partner is urinating, it simultaneously flows from the labret piercing.
Kayley felt ten years younger after Rich performed the Fountain of Youth.
by Rich and Jackie October 8, 2007
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front

the act of pretending to be someone your not, acting unusual, or when your bitch is out coppin a feel on faggots. correctly pronounced "frutt,"..."front" is used by white bred chicken shit suburban white kids that listen 2 jay-z and think they hot shit
im'a skeet skeet skeet aww over that honkey if he says "dont front" one more time
by s!k d April 7, 2004
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frunted

when the front of someones head is very large and square in proportion to his body.
Scott has a frunted.
by Bean! May 15, 2006
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frantzing

The act of taking off your shirt and showing your abs (or a lack thereof) during a party. Note: this only occurs when females are present.
This guy got totally drunk and was totally frantzing these two girls. I don't know why he was showin off that beer belly.
by Ptum September 20, 2010
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afghani water fountain

The act of prairie-dogging into the mouth of an unsuspected friend or foe in that it looks like he's giving your shit a blowjob.
I gave Toby an afghani water fountain last night because he wouldn't pay me back for beer and I wanted him to taste my shit. His girlfriend threw up in his mouth when she gave him a morning kiss.
by Jamaican Bacon May 27, 2008
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franticky

Franticky is a combination of FRANTIC + PANICKY. It describes a situation in which a person is in a desperate hurry to do something, escape from a situation, etc., but whose efforts don't work because the panicked nature of his/her mood makes focus and resolve impossible.
"June, the phone bill is right here under your nose. You'd have found if if you hadn't been blindly riffling through the papers, all franticky."
by al-in-chgo March 5, 2010
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flunted

the motion of accidently putting your finger through the tissue paper as you wipe.
oh god, i just FLUNTED i must wash my hands
by tinky74 July 6, 2010
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