i feel like chicken tonight

Capitalist bullcrap made up so that we all eat the soilent green chicken flavoured dead people.

I feel like dead people eating tonight

by Zedsdeadbaby November 3, 2003

cop a feel

to grab someones ass or possibly breasts when they are in a crowded area so they dont no who did it and they cant yell at you if they figure out it was you. good for both men and women to do.

come on ppl u havent done this b4?

by .......... February 4, 2004

feel better

Insincere platitude. The phrase your boss or friends use when they know you're either hungover or faking illness to get out of work/class/etc. Also used by the same individuals when they're pissed off that you really *are* sick and your absence is inconvenient.

"Hey Sharon, I've got a massive case of explosive diarrhea. I probably shouldn't cook burgers today."
"Okay Jake. Feel better."

by jonah7_2020 April 24, 2019

Ya feelin' frisky?

A phrase to be used by an unperceptive man in the presence of a woman weeping for her country.

(Woman has tears in her eyes and discusses the history of Iran)

Guy: So...ya feelin' frisky?

Woman: Uhh...maybe later...

Guy: Takes her hand and places it on his hardness anyway.

by Starfucker March 15, 2005

Can You Feel the Sunshine

That creepy song from Sonic R mostly known as the song of death, which is influenced by the Tails Doll from an unknown source.

Knuckles: Can You Feel The Sunshine, Sonic?
Sonic: no
Amy: I can
Tails: I can
Eggman: I can
Tails doll: Good, good. . .
Sonic: WTF 0_0

by YellaboyXB January 12, 2012

Looking Busy, Feeling Productive

What most incompetent, ineffective, or unethical workers do every day to remain on the payroll, or to avoid being fired.

Gullible bosses mistake busyness and long hours for productivity or good work ethics, because their staff are always looking busy, feeling productive all the time.

by MathPlus January 13, 2019

i feel your nuts

An expression used specifically for when you decide to touch somebody directly in their scrotum, the body part where the testes are stored which contain sperm, used for creating children. This phrase usually means that you know how someone feels about a specific subject.

person 2: feel my nuts
person 1: *touches person 2's nuts*
person 1: i feel your nuts

by FlashlightMemelord December 2, 2018