No Fap February

You are not allowed to fap in February at all! Just like No Nut November, it's no Fap February!
If you fap, you lose!

Sam: Bro, it's no Fap February. I already lost...
Joe: I won't fap bro.

by Joking Joker January October 4, 2020

February 9

Dunk-Your-Head-Into-The-Toilet-Bowl Day. Cuz y'know you're a lil sh*t.

Bob: It's February 9. It's my birthday.

Robert (in the reflection replies): No it's not your birthday. It's Dunk-Your-Head-Into-The-Toilet-Bowl Day you lil sh*t.

by hoebert October 15, 2019

febreeze

An endearing term for a current or ex lover who had one of the nastiest, raunchiest and down-right foulest stank eminating from her crotch. This usually is so horrific that requires you to swear off any form of cunnilingus as the stench makes you practically vomit on impact.

Man, don't go near that girl. She hasn't cleaned down there in at LEAST a month and even Febreeze can't get that out.

by athffan October 1, 2006

Dobbs Ferry, NY

Dobbs Ferry is a small village in the town of greenburg. Every weekend the high school kids gather at unknown areas and get drunk or tipsy. The high school aged kids start so much drama and love it!!!! They make it their lives. The kids are cocky and think they have a lot of money but they really dont!The police are really strict when it comes to drinking and smoking! But the kids always get away with it!!! Hell yes.... The Dobbs Ferry Football Team has been to State finals for many years in a row...and have one the majority of the times they've made it to Syracuse!!!! GO DOBBS!!

Dobbs Ferry, NY is a great place when it comes down to it!

by The Kids of Dobbs October 15, 2007

2nd February

Thats the day in Bulgaria of the male born children, but in some reasons (like a urban tradiotion)mostly marked as the day of the gay male people :) There are a lot of jokes conected with 2nd of February. Its an unofficial holiday for all gay people :)

Happy 2nd February bro :)

by skokomut February 21, 2011

February

The month given to honor Black History so they wouldn't get 30+ days

Slave: Why is February the shortest month?
Master: So you wouldnt get a full month!

by MichellePorter October 12, 2008

febreze

to spray febreze all over you bedsheets and chair to hide the putrid foot odors that pervade the room

often results in even nastier smells of the odor mixing with deodorant

i febrezed my room so my roommate wouldn't keep on sniffing obnoxiously loudly and complaining about how shitty the room smelled. then, ironically, he complained about how the fucking room smelled like deodorant. febrezing a room is definitely not a good way to eliminate bad odors in the room.

by i sweat to drunk i'm not god December 28, 2005