Luke fairclough

A total gay dickhead, who sucks his dad

Luke fairclough is in bed with his daddy.

by Sally mick January 8, 2020

Alfie fairhurst

He’s just a sausage.

I was eating an Alfie fairhurst butty.

by Jimmy78 April 25, 2020

Laissez-faire faveur

When someone offers a favor, but in reality, they want you do the majority of the work.
Translated from French, this is a "let them do it" favor.

Darius: "The company laid me off, but they are willing to give me a strong recommendation during my job search."
Maddy: "Sounds like a laissez-faire faveur."
Darius: "Why do you say that?"
Maddy: "That happened to me once. It was all cool until the CEO told me to write my own recommendation for them to edit and return to me on company letterhead."

by porkchchoppanzeefin May 5, 2020

Financial Fair Play

Established by UEFA to prevent football clubs from spending more than they actually earn.
**Does not apply to Manchester City

"That is the only thing that disturbs. My opinion about FFP (Financial Fair Play) doesn't change, like my opinion on VAR."
- Jose Mourinho

by a dude, not a dudette July 15, 2020

To fair-and-balance

To engage in practices that result in fair and balanced news reporting.

After news reported that 1.5 million liberals marched on DC, Fox News to fair-and-balance 'd it by polling 100 CEOs.

by talkity talk July 25, 2020

Ella Fairman

Ella Fairman is the hottest girl out there and all the boys want to be with her. She normally dates boys that have an A, C or L at the start of there name. she has a bubbly personality and she can sometimes be overprotective but she is a keeper. She also will stick by your side and always have your back. and adding on to that if you are her boyfriend or girlfriend you better watch out because all of the are thinking about her at night and especially boys that star with A, J, C or M. Also here is a thing to take seriously with her, she get depressed a lot and if you are her girlfriend or boyfriend you should take care of her and you should give her the world and give her lots of cuddles even if it is at work or school just give her a cuddle. If you are he girlfriend or boyfriend i can tell you one thing you are very special.

"I really want to be with Ella Fairman."

by #True Facts September 7, 2020

molly fairies

The small fluffy particals that fly in the air after smoking the drug molly off of tin foil

Wow look at those molly fairies floating in the air

by Rissy Roo October 23, 2020