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just like his father

A complete piece of shit just like his low life dad was. Popping pills and beating girls. Smokin that blunt trying to fade his problems away. No job. No money. No where to live. Just bitches on the side. Shitty inspiration no motivation for college. You think music is your way out but you haven't moved 2 feet. You have to be on your feet to move first. Debt collection is on their way after that pos pfc who popped on a piss test and got the boot.
He is a piece of shit just like his father.
by JustSpeakingTheHonestTruth February 14, 2012
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Charlie Higson's Father's Payday

Charlie Higson's Father's Payday refers to a day in the future when it will probably rain. It is usually used pessimistically or sarcastically.

The phrase dates back to the early part of the 20th Century. It referred to a possibly apocryphal story. Each month, Charlie Higson's Father would have to go to collect his salary from his work. Grumbling, he would complain that because he had to go out to get his salary it would almost certainly rain.

People began to use the phrase colloquially when they pessimistically thought it was going to rain.
"Tuesday is going to be like Charlie Higson's Father's Payday"
by HeavierWeather October 3, 2013
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filled my father's shoes

When you use the same sized condoms as your dad and it fits
"Dude I just tried one of my dads condoms, and to my surprise I filled my father's shoes"
by BOBBUTTONS117 March 5, 2016
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the rod father

A long white pole usually rubbed and put under lots of friction in order to create electricity.
Sunny: everyone get a small rod for the lav
Zim: How about I just rub the rod father until its pulsating.
by Happy tight us January 18, 2017
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Arse like his father

Ya can't blame that one on the milkman. He's got an arse like his father.
by Goingson May 15, 2017
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ur mother father

Worst insult to be ever created.
Worst then "ur mom gay" and even then "ur granny tranny".

Person no.1: *searches google for "ur mom gay"

Fbi agent in his phone: ur mother father
Person no.1 *dies*
Person no.1: *searches google for "ur mom gay"

Fbi agent in his phone: ur mother father
Person no.1 *dies*
by Lil niBBy April 11, 2018
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Your god father is a cock sucker

Dan- your mom gay. Andy-your granny tranny. Dan- your god father is a cock sucker
by Retardant on Chicago May 11, 2018
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