crack flapping

Crack flapping is the act of slamming your and your significant other's asscracks together in a fit of sensual joy.

The old lady and I got hot and heavy last night, and we started crack flapping. I came so hard I farted inside her.

by Mr. McGooch September 19, 2016

flap flick

The opposite to flicking a man's genitalia, flap flicking occurs when you flick the female genitalia with your fingers.

"My woman flicked me in the balls so I gave her a flap flick on her cunt!"

by Cooper GG September 17, 2016

teke flaps

When a fat mans titties are so fat that they fold over his Ribs

Wow SAMs Teke flaps are so massive I could hide in them

by SamTheHamEater August 12, 2016

Tuna flapping

Female masterbation

She can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, cause she’s tuna flapping.

by Kweenweis May 3, 2018

Cat flap

Lesbian term for a woman’s vagina

I preferred her cat flap to a mans penis.

by CandyCane83 January 26, 2018

Fanny Flaps

Ladies vaginal area

Massive Fanny flaps

by Danindia May 5, 2018

Flap my curtain

This is commonly used when a one of the couple gets so hot, he needs to stand by an open window and flap the curtain so to create a draft circulation. The female is left on the bed, and then must use the above phrase to entice her man back to bed.

Puns of a various nature can spawn from this saying.

"Flap my curtain till the neighbours complain!"

by MissRainbow January 20, 2017