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Thomas the tank engine

A word created for god by a guy named Ian
by SVSH December 16, 2020
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Edinburgh University

A university set up in the Scottish capital city of Edinburgh to accept students who were not able to obtain the qualifications necessary to get into Heriot-Watt University or Telford College.
One of the oldest educational establishments in Scotland, Edinburgh University is unique in it's ruling that all students must be in possession of a large trust fund paid for by a familial benefactor or mysterious "uncle", thus enabling the students able to lord it over everyone else without having an iota of common sense or self awareness.
Rupert and Tarquin did not do well in their exams, it looks like Edinburgh University for them.
by Charnock Richard January 13, 2014
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software engineering

Boring shite that takes to long to do. and usually does nobody any good.
Have you seen the new windows?

Yeah. its total shite. like i expected it to be. mmmm smells like WinME to me
by Jobe October 10, 2003
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software engineering

Boring, cubicle work which involves a lot of lines of code and countless hours of boring work. Requirements are a tie and mad computer skills. Best example of a software engineer: Peter from Office Space.
by Sean Sinha January 27, 2004
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software engineering

This is the term used when people wishes to make millions. This is mainley carried out by software engineers to increses there pay packets.
You have spent thousands on developing a talor made system for your company it gets implemented and then you hear:
"Oh! The software is incompatible with your system!" they say with a fake look of horror on there face's
"We will have to carry out some software engineering on the program."

Can you hear the till ringing?

Congratulations! you have fallen for the latest reincarnation of the oldest trick in the book. get as much money as you can out of the suckers!

Take my advice do not fall for it. ask for clarification and if you are in the UK threten them with the Trades Descriptions Act - goods supplied unfit for purposes they were intended.
by joshua z s February 5, 2004
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bio engineer

To prepare the creamiest, thickest milkshake ever made. Can only be done by someone with a biology degree.
by Jo March 12, 2004
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edginstein

This Would be My Middle Name.
Great Isn't it?
Benjamin EdginStein Wooten
by Benjamin October 20, 2004
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