Edward 40 hands

A song by Mom Jeans

"Hey bro, have you heard that one song by Mom jeans?"

"Whats it called bro?"

"Edward 40 hands."

"no bro; ill listen to it now."

by Anniebabie April 11, 2021

Edward Cullen

An Epic fail of a vampire that sparkles and ruins all ideas of vampires.

Edward cullen is a gay vampire in twilight

by Smarties667gleave May 20, 2010

Edward

Edward is a bad-ass assassin from the Anita Blake, vampire hunter book series. He is also known as Death and by his alias Ted Forrester, the name that he uses when he is doing legal jobs. He is described as average height with blond hair and ice-blue eyes. He hunts vampires and wereanimals because humans are too easy to kill and he wanted more of a challenge. He often says how much he loves his work. He likes to use a wide range of weapons on his monster hunts including flamethrowers, sub-machine guns and LAWs. He is a bit of a sociopath but also a brilliant actor, he can switch from his intimidating, emotionless self to his charming, texan alias Ted in a split second.

I was the Executioner, but the vampires called Edward Death. He'd earned the name. - Anita Blake

The world is being invaded by sparkly vampires, what do we do? Call Edward.

by nosparkling June 29, 2011

Edward 12 Hands

The game your lightweight friend plays while everyone else is playing Edward 40 Hands. Usually seen as a total cop out on the part of the player.

Jim: I can't believe Bob's playing Edward 12 Hands like a little puss while we're all playing 40 hands!

Joe: Seriously, man... Hey, I have to pee. Wanna help me unzip my pants?

Jim: Totally.

by mkmtrumpeter March 29, 2009

Edward Cullen

A vampire and main character of The Twilight saga created by Stephenie Meyer.

He is husband and eternal lover to Bella Swan.
described to be the most amazingly-drop-dead-gorgeous-perfect man to EVER walk to planet. however, his only flaw is his intense love and devotion to Bella.

*Twilight explains the reason for Edward Cullen's unnatural beauty is due to his need to attract prey (humans).
*He has 4 siblings, though none of which are by blood.
*His parents were killed in Chicago due to the Spanish Influenza.
*He was converted to a vampire by his now adopted father Carlisle Cullen.

Example #1: Edward Cullen is a vampire in Stephenie Meyers Twilight saga.

Example #2: Edward Cullen is the most beautiful character ever written.

by TrinityLife October 28, 2008

Edward R Murrow

A school for talented people in Brooklyn.Located in avenue L.Jewish area.You will see all kinds of weird students!It seems people came all around the world just for this school!Lol This school is for Art,Music,and Drama.This school has a lot of freedom!You will have fun!Its like the school you imagined it to be!= Parents are very social and wealthy.Murrow is another version of that Disney show High School Musical.Lmao If you go to this HS you will surely have a great career and future!And possible become famous.

Vivian: What HS you going to?
Rachel:Edward R Murrow!You?
Vivian:Heard that school is good!
Rachel:Yea..you get all the lack of freedom you want!And they have well talented people!
Vivian:I wanna go there too!
Rachel:Awesome!

by OneConceitedBitch December 5, 2007

Edward Richtofen

A anti nazi man sho loves cock he also sucked off dempsey and played with nikolai’s cock.

“aye edward richtofen is not a nazi! he just sucks dick for a living.”

by @n@n0n¥m0vz July 17, 2021