moron dust

(n) - slang for whey protein powder and its infinite mixes, purchase by chiefly men of an average build, in the belief that it will turn them into a Schwarzenegger type build after 3 weeks of light exercise.

The 4 kg tub of moron dust will soon be forgotten and sit reproachfully on the top shelf, staring at the man in an accusatory fashion when he reaches into the fridge for another beer.

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by dentrassi42 May 26, 2010

Wombat Dust

Synonym for powdered cocaine

Where's (insert drug dealers name)? I gotta find some wombat dust.

by UnbakedToast August 6, 2010

Texas Dust

The remains of semen from an elder Texas gentleman.

"Hey Rou, where were you Tuesday last week?" "Oh, I was enjoying the company of that nice cowboy, but now I can't get this Texas Dust out of my crevice!"

by whhhaaattthhheeeffuuucccckkk August 26, 2011

Fart Dust

A really dry flatulence which upon exiting the anus emits dust which then can be seen on the inner lining of the undergarment as a powder like substance which falls away upon removal of said undergarment.

Hey Bill, check out my collection of fart dust I have here in this jar. It weighs almost 10 pounds!

by Auron117 September 11, 2015

Crop Dust

To travel with your fart, allowing it to expand a larger territory than just you so nobody knows who really did it

I smell something and it ain't me.....who been crop dusting?

by Zykw October 7, 2016

Bitch Dust

The stuff that rubs off strippers onto you.

Ive got bitch dust all over me after i made it rain in the club.

by saywhatisabigw June 22, 2017

Crack-dust

The dusted remanent of someone's arse crack on the toilet seat. I say someone, because you can never find the disgusting fucker who did it, seriously how can you not wipe your arse properly? I now have to levitate over the toilet so as to not sit on your crack-stain if no toilet is available.

"Fuck dude avoid the second cubicle on the left, someone has crack-dusted the back of the toilet seat."

by Stu88 August 31, 2017