#driveby

When one simply walks past a friend or significant other while expelling flatulence and expresses "Hashtag Drive-by".

Michael farts near his roommate, Conner, while walking by him he quips, "#Driveby."

by TheSickGuy November 7, 2017

diversity glass

A bulletproof glass that protects a cashier. Almost always exclusively in black neighborhoods.

Did you see the new McDonalds in Baltimore? They put up diversity glass so the 'groes can't jump the counter.

by Truth is the new hate crime July 29, 2019

diversiphobia

Diversiphobia is a term created by Drew McPherson (diversiphobia.com) to describe the general concept of discrimination against a person, be it due to racism, ageism, ableism, sexism, aspiephobia, xenophobia, anti-semitism, etc. It was necessary to combine these concepts into a single unified terminology to begin the coordinated fight for equality of rights for neurodiverse persons and para-humans, since they are so very few among us.

Autistic people are being mistreated because of diversiphobia

by DrewZero® October 7, 2021

Bank Drive-thru Lottery

You enter the Bank Drive-Thru Lottery when you pull up to the drive-thru at the bank, and all the lanes are filled. You have to make the very important decision to choose which lane will get you through faster. Often times, people will sit back several car lengths from the drive thru lanes, waiting for a lane to move. These people need to grow some balls and make a decision to enter the Bank Drive-thru Lottery. The most risk involved with the Bank Drive-thru Lottery is getting stuck behind Bank Drive-thru Asshole.

Lost the Bank Drive-thru Lottery this morning. Got caught behind Bank Drive-thru Asshole, and made it thru an entire CD of songs before my turn in line came up. I also managed to get lung cancer from breathing in Bank Drive-thru Asshole's oil-burning fumes.

by mad genius December 8, 2010

homework drive

Analogous to sex drive, which is your need or level of desire to have sex, homework drive is your level of desire or willingness to do homework at a particular time. Your homework drive can vary greatly, even over short periods of time. Let's say if when your homework drive is peaking you can bang out a 7-pager in a few hours, when your homework drive is low it could take you upwards of 10 hours to finish the same paper.

'C' Student: Dude, can you just let me copy your english homework when you finish... my homework drive is so low right now, there's no chance I do it myself.

'A' Student: Sure thing broski, I'll hit you up later. Just make sure you change the answers around a little bit.

by Mr. Nuts May 16, 2011

Flash-Drive Jockey

The "Tech" employees at big box electronics stores. They usually have no real IT skills. They just use a flash drive that diagnoses and fixes issues with computers that they service.

Took my laptop in for a tune-up. That fucking flash-drive jockey didn't do a damn thing I couldn't have done myself. And they charged me 200 bucks.

by CMC knuckle February 28, 2013

Double Drive Thru

The act of ordering twice at a McDonald's Drive Thru in quick succession. Performed when the client intends to order a meal and a dessert. The Double Drive Thru ensures that the client's dessert (e.g. McFlurry, Cone, etc.) does not melt upon his/her completion of the meal. However, some argue that the Double Drive Thru causes embarrassment among other parties in the vehicle as well as the customer service representative at the Drive Thru window.

Spacely: Jay, why the fuck didn't you order your Oreo McFlurry?

Jay: Cause man, let me eat my double cheeseburger and then I'll order my McFlurry so it doesn't melt!

Flash: Oh my god you just pulled a double drive thru...

by Mario Gomez June 21, 2013