Black Clock

Whilst most of the world tends to stick to actual times for dates/important stuff (aka the white clock), others don't-deliberatley! This is called the black clock. You know what I'm talking about, I use the black clock all the time...

Laurel: Where is Michelle? That girl is always late...
Victor: You know her, she uses a black clock...

by I do not know, I do not care February 17, 2005

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bio-illogical clock

The unreasonable state of mind, typically suffered by females, once a particular age is reached causing overly emotional, unstable and erratic behaviour predominantly concerning the immediate needs of spawning parasitical offspring.

As sure as Summer, the feared bio-illogical clock transformed this fine woman, of such beauty to make the Angels weep, into a terrifying beast of breeding.

by Onyx Lioness June 28, 2010

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Clockblock

When someone is late for an event that is already planned

Guy 1 - "Bro, where the fuck is Dan? We gotta go now, or we'll miss the fight."
Guy 2 - "I don't know, but he better not clockblock us..."
Guy 3 - "I'll kick his ass."

by 97NoRtHsTaR December 13, 2009

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Click Clacks

Toy made in the 1980's that had a little plastic handle, with two strings attached to it, on the end of each string was a hard plastic or glass ball. To play with it you tap the balls together and when you get really good at it the balls click on the bottom then on the top alternating.

I broke my wrist playing with my Click Clacks.

by Old Lady from NJ March 1, 2009

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