christmas slut

A woman that has sex exclusively on Christmas to have children in September

Sarah is a Christmas slut all her kids are born in September

by Therealoghustler January 19, 2017

Christmas Vacation

A PG-13 comedy movie. Christmas Vacation is a great movie that i would totally recommend. You either love it or hate it.

Can we watch Christmas Vacation tonight?
I love Christmas Vacation!

by PenguinDoodleDude February 13, 2019

Christmaszilla

Someone who stresses out over the holiday seasons and often spends hours online looking for that “perfect gift” for literally everyone they have ever met. They will often spend thousands of dollars getting gifts for their second cousin twice removed that they have only met one.

Person 1: “Bro, Lori is turning into a Christmaszilla! She just spend $100 getting StarWars mugs for her neighbor’s son’s cousin’s nephew’s cat”

Person 2: “Bro that’s crazy dumb bro!”

by Ally126 December 15, 2019

Christmas tree

A light-strewn tree used as part of an arcane ritual to summon the immortal creature known as Santa.

If you cut down a Christmas tree Team Trees AND Santa will come for you.

by Mr.Illumanti January 6, 2020

Christmas Music

A number of songs that can be listened to all year. DON'T LISTEN TO YOUR SELFISH FRIEND!!!!!!!!!! ENJOY CHRISTMAS MY AMAZING FRIEND. SO PUT IN THOSE HEADPHONES IN AND MAKE AN AMAZING PLAYLIST ALREADY!!!!

I love Christmas music it is the best thing that has ever existed!

by #foldingmydishes November 3, 2021

Laotian Christmas

When you bury landmines into a ski slope as a joke.

"Dude was drunk enough to pull a Laotian Christmas, and next thing you know, the guy's serving twenty life sentences in a maximum security prison."

by SentientMalos May 30, 2016

Chrismas Moustache

Similar to the "frosted moustache" . While receiving your christmas morning bj, pull out and shoot your load on her upper lip.

I don't know if she enjoyed her present as much as I did, I gave her a "Chrismas Moustache"

by dlg67 July 26, 2009