christmas

The release date of Alien vs Predator Requiem (AVP-R)

Person 1: What are you doing on Christmas?
Person 2: Oh, you know, spending some time with the family. You?
Person 1: Fuck that, I'm going to see AVP-R.

by Dave from ATL January 9, 2008

Christmas

The best motherfucking day of the year.

Dude, it's like Christmas in July!

by G-$lam December 15, 2010

Christmas eyes.

1) When one stays up all night on Christmas Eve, and on Christmas morning, their eyes are blood shot.

2)Peeking at your presents before they're wrapped.

1) You could so tell Sara had Christmas eyes yesterday.

2) Mom: Do you have CE?
kid: What's that?
Mom: Christmas Eyes.
Kid: What's that?
Mom: You peeped at the presents didn't you?
Kid: How'd you know?

by gooleojxkafjsfd January 13, 2007

red christmas tree

Stuffing a Christmas tree shaped dildo into a virgin and making her bleed over it.

Billy gave his friend Nartha a red christmas tree.

by Solid Snail October 17, 2013

Christmas Tree Ornament

A racist insult referring to the 19th and 20th century when KKK members lynched innocent black people.

Black guy: Fuck you, white boy!"
White Guy: "Fuck you, you disgusting purple lip stained, drowning ass christmas tree ornament."
Everybody: "Deeem! Roasted!"

by あなたはクロンダイクバーのために何をするだろう September 16, 2014

Southeast Mexican Christmas

when one is drunk as fuck and starts throwing up but is still horny from the poon they got turned down from so you jerk off in a vigorous manner and is also randomly shitting.....with or without a condom on for no reason.

holy shit dude wheres klide? hes drunk as fuck in the bathroom havin a southeast mexican christmas.

by willhelm dixenteeth December 18, 2010

Christmas Reef

A miss spelled version of Christmas wreath, used by the most retarded, illiterate, dumb ass fucking to ever exist

Did you hear that dumb girl pronounce Christmas wreath.. Christmas reef, wow what a dumb ass.

by Peoplewhosayreefhater January 14, 2017