Dirty Chad

When you bend over to trim you hedges and a goat mounts you and fucks you in the ass.

I'm so sore from my goat giving me a dirty chad.

by John Abruzie April 18, 2020

Choadette

A female that is as tall as wide.

The 2 CHOADETTES were fighting over a skinny white boy on the Jerry Springer Show the other day.

by LovingSkull November 3, 2005

Chad Reich

A person who consistently laughs at the expense of others while being unable to hear due to deafness in the left ear.

Hitler, Chad Reich

by theriddler101 November 6, 2010

Chad Zoomer

This philosophy originated in the times of ye old Terra. It's follower's supposedly disappeared, rumored to have ascended to a higher plane of being. Recently, this term has been bought back from its cremated ashes by a mesiah, he refers to himself as "11, The only chad zoomer". The proponents backing this philosophy have been changed by the supposed mesiah to allow it to evolve and flourish. The theory takes a massive influence from the Fabled pioneer of bodybuilding influencers, or most often referred to as the father of modern influencers, Zyzz. A Chad zoomer is a person who only speaks the absolute truth in any circumstance, faces the most terrible problems plaguing the individual mind, A chad zoomer works in his own self-interest until he reaches the point of giving, where he is able to provide other people with the necessary proponents to become their best selves. Anyone can be a Chad zoomer, there are no restrictions on who can be a chad zoomer, as long as he fill the criteria mentioned above.

11 is such a chad Zoomer, I aspire to be like him one day.
Chad zoomers are a rare breed to come by in this plagued world.

by 11thechadzoomer May 12, 2022

brew chad

a nice ice cold brew; key light or natty light

chad 1: yo pass me a nice cold brew chad

chad 2: yeah yeah, I could totally use a brew chad right now!

by Father Sweeny September 7, 2010

Chad

Simply the wanker that wears Vineyard Vines, is a fat L and drinks all the time.

Look at this chad over here

by wankerknightkys December 2, 2018

The Chad

The leader of a well organized cult, often associated closely with binge drinking promiscuity and sodomy. Often viewed as an Legend through out the national guard. Though many out side of the military have had heard tales of his exploits.

Often stories of little johnny are followed by real life stories of "The Chad"

The Chad stories Include midgets partial amputees and the blind, only to name a few.

by Indomitable January 7, 2012