chinese goggles

Immediately after defecating, without wiping, sticking someones nose in between your butt cheeks so their eyes are covered by your butt cheeks.

Andrew "Haha, i just gave Shelton Chinese goggles while he was sleeping!"

Everybody "Thats kind of gross."

by Monmouth March 3, 2008

Keep Calm And Chive on

There is no true definition for Keep Calm And Chive On, but this is the best I have. It Is a phrase used when life is hard and there is nothing you can do about it but take the next step. It is like a cheer from a football team that everyone loves!

My house burned down during the storms while I was at the hospital getting chemo treatment for my cancer, just have to keep calm and chive on.

by Bub2627 August 27, 2013

Chinese

Verb:

Done with haste or lack of attention.

"Dude, don't Chinese my eggs like that"

by Wan Chan August 9, 2012

Chive

the gentle scraping of the puss on her partners teeth before having sex.

Before we mount would you like me to chive your puss.

by Beaverglory September 5, 2013

Chinese Hacker

a sterio-tipic that all chinese people are smart and elite hackers

look at that Chinese Hacker, man

by Blur May 24, 2003

Chinese Money

Money usually coming from the wealthy mommy and daddy. If not, then money earned from being a doctor or mathmetician.

Korko: Dude, look at Wang Chung. That guy got Chinese money.
Mubbu: How can you tell?
Korko: Wang Chung is a math doctor, and so were his parents.

by the Little Kid June 11, 2006

chinese coke

The act of drinking a can of coke through a very thin straw or coffee stir stick, like at a chinese restaurant.

"Man, chinese cokes taste so much better than regular cokes."

by Zahid Jiwa January 25, 2009