carmando

When your name is Armando and you get hit by a car. Car + Armando.

1. Ever since Armando got hit by a car, he bears the name Carmando.

2. I will never name my kid Armando, just incase he gets hit by a car.

by aldwardo October 17, 2006

carmen Electra

Recently fucked that rocker dude in the Mile High Club.

"The toilet's locked. Carmen must be fucking some rocker in there."

by Diego June 22, 2006

Snake charmer

The Snake charmer when a snake bites a man penis coils around it and squeezes it to the point in which it bursts

I went to the zoo yesterday I got a Snake charmer

by Channman March 2, 2017

magic wand of charms

the act of putting lucky charms on your penis then fucking and girl in the butt then having her eat it off of your penis

Dude last night i gave my wife a magic wand of charms she seemed to like it a lot.

by xx Ice Bitch xx June 2, 2010

Carmel Pudding Bomb

When a male has diarreah and shits into a blonde partners hair, then takes his big toe, and jams it up into his female partners ass, 'causing them to flinch, forward, mixing the diarreah into her hair, making a carmel color, then proceeding to put it into a bowl, letting the male lather it into her anus hole, and then letting the male have easy entry and a good fucking. Long and hard.

Man I gave Stc a Carmel Pudding Bomb last night and she fucking loved all the diarreah!

by Anita potty January 2, 2012

Carmen

A PRETTY RICAN GIRL THAT GOES OFF AT ANYBODY. SHIT DON'T GET ON HER BAD SIDE SHE WILL HURT YO FEELINGS SHE'LL LET A GUY KNOWS IF SHE LIKE THEM SHE'LL SPEAK HER MIND TO BE HONEST.SHE IS A LOVER TO LMAO AND A CRYBABY.

CARMEN WILL TAKE YA MAN.( PERIODT)

by ALEEE76 April 14, 2020

Carmem

Anyone named carmem is THAT bitch. Shy at first but she’s the type that would make you excited to actually get to know her. Has many personalities, but they’re all good. funny asf too in her/his own way. So if you ever meet someone named carmem did NOT give up just because she’s shy.

Me and carmem had fun last night, if you know what I mean.

by suckmygrittles😎 September 6, 2020