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california

The shittiest place west of the mississippi. Dumb fucking people everywhere, shitty air, and LIBERALS. There's so many fucking liberals, it makes a country boy feel like Hillary Clinton at a NRA convention.
God I can't wait till i can get of this shithole aka california and get up to montana.
by FastCR September 22, 2005
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Californication

Californication is when Californicators(Californians) leave the state of California and move to another state and fuck it.
The Californicators have totally Californicated America.
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California

Airhead state.

The "dumb jock" state!

The gay state!

The hippie state!
The state where retards have their pants hanging off their ass.
by poop on you fagz September 9, 2004
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California

The state of being coked up and stoned, the favored influences under which two large social groups in California- celebrities and surfers, respectively- typically operate.
I've got the same amount of weed and coke gram for gram... put some fuckin' flowers in my hair, 'cause I'm going to California!
by Snowflake 2.0 August 1, 2012
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California Dream Cream

The act of inserting a cream sickle into a woman's vagina immediately after giving birth, the warmth of the embryonic fluid melts the cream sickle and what is left on the stick is California dream cream.
The young boy went up to the ice cream truck and asked the man for a Spongebob pop. The man gave him the pop and the boy exclaimed "that's not a spongebob pop, that's California Dream Cream!"
by mike devivo February 8, 2015
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california

A euphemism for Mexico. There is absolutely no difference between the 2 countries since early 2000's.
California food gives me the shits.
by surfdog May 28, 2016
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Californium Clean out

When you give someone a enema using gasoline, then continue to light it on fire
Things got crazy last night, I even gave her a Californium Clean out
by The_Gutter September 14, 2018
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