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Crank a poo 

When you are struggling to get a poo out, so you lean your body in different directions to get it out using different angles.
Not sure what was going on with my tummy today, but I really had to crank a poo this morning!
Crank a poo by AbbysRoad August 11, 2023
Someone acting the same way a cracker crackhead would.
Poan stop being such a cracky.
Jelayo told me that man with the polo shirt and white shorts sniffed a line and started acting almighty. What a cracky.
Cracky by Notmaga September 7, 2023
Yo I’m mad crangy rn.. I could go for some Five Guys.
crangy by thegirlthatreads September 18, 2023

Cranking 

The act of masturbating inside a car that is misfiring or running rough after disconnecting a spark plug wire or coil pack. The person is typically turned on by the vibrating nature of the vehicle then proceeds to rub one out till he runs out of gas or blows his load on the windshield.
I loaned my car to my brother in-law Doug and he brought it back with it running rough with the check engine light on. I asked him what happen? He said oh I forgot to tell you I had a little too much to drink last night and had some fun cranking in your car!
Cranking by Gabe Oytoucher September 28, 2023
to eat someone's ass or perform anilingus on someone.
I gave her the cracky. Her ass tasted so nice, I want it for DINNER.
cracky by SalOkayHi October 21, 2023

Crankin the Rusty Wrench 

A no lube hand job that lasts over ~60mins
This chick tried to tear my Johnson off my body last night I don’t think that there was any moisture between her paws and my member

“Bro you are trying to tell me she is crankin the rusty wrench”