Alaskan Christmas Tree

When several (at least 3) males gather in an outward-facing circle, strip down their clothes, and lean down onto their hands and knees with their anuses raised skyward. Baubles can be hung on their peners however this was a modern addition and is not necessary for a true Alaskan Christmas Tree

Cathy: "Oh my god, Andrew told me he and his friends were gonna do an Alaskan Christmas Tree this year"
Anna: "Ohhh damn girl, I didn't know he was a homie-sexual"

by drfermi April 26, 2021

Merry Christmas Kyle

Merry Christmas Kyle is the root of the sentence “My names Shity Niggas, Yo Kyle”

“ Merry Christmas Kyle” can be use as a joke or as a comeback to Kyle

by Loxnezzz August 16, 2022

Merry Christmas Kyle

This sentence comes from the root of the sentence “My names Shity Niggers, Yooo Kyle”. Filmed on the trail behind Union Beach Memorial School.

This sentence could be used as a insult to someone named Kyle. Say you and Kyle are fighting you could say “Merry Christmas Kyle” as a comeback.

by Loxnezzz August 17, 2022

genshin christmas family

a group of genshin fans.
they have their favourite character with a christmas hat as their profile picture. the genshin christmas family follow people with similar profile pictures. and follow back people with similar profile pictures.

Me: *has a raiden shogun with a christmas hat as my profile picture*
Genshin Christmas family: *follows me*
Me: *follows them back*

by im just getting the milk November 22, 2022

Canadian Christmas sushi

Sushi traditionally made during the winter solstice, in the northern hemisphere. Often found with alternative starches than rice.

Bro is that Canadian Christmas sushi?! NO??? its cucumber with cream cheese and salmon on top with capers. Looks like Canadian Christmas sushi to me.

by The sloppy pape December 24, 2021

Fresno Christmas Wreath

The multicolored particulate that gets matted in your pubic hair when you fall asleep after unprotected anal sex without showering, thus festooning one’s penis as if it has been bequeathed a Holiday Wreath from California’s Inland Valley.

I plowed that Lot Lizard at the Flying J and woke up to the smell of burnt soup, her Fresno Christmas Wreath around my Dick…

by Heath Oyama bangs horses November 16, 2021

Magical Christmas Land

A Magic the Gathering term referring to the imaginary world where your shitty deck draws everything it needs in order to actually function, your opponent draws 0 interaction, or your new janky spell from Urza's Saga you proxied a day ago actually impacts the game instead of being dead in your hand. Compare to reality, where you mulligan down to 5 and scoop on turn 3, having accomplished nothing. It's the impossible hypothetical, like winning the lotto or Magic the Gathering players ever losing their virginity.

One with Nothing as a madness outlet only works in Magical Christmas Land where every other better discard outlet doesn't exist and you have the mana to do something with your madness cards.

by Richard Garfield, Ph.D February 12, 2022