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gayer than Christmas

An extremely flaming homosexual. The concept "gayer than Christmas" is used because Christmas is probably the "gayest" time of the year..and to be gayer than Christmas is, well, obviously very gay!!
"Dude, this guy is gayer than Christmas. When he opens his mouth a purse falls out!"
by <3 Megs* December 29, 2005
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Black Christmas

right after tax returns are filed; Late January and early February. Most temporary tag period in the year; car will be repossessed in March or April at the latest. Also, rental of Uhaul's and rental furniture when increase at this time as well.
When kids go back to school from Christmas break, they discuss what they got for the holiday, one kid will say "My mama said, 'My Christmas ain't ova, I can get some gifts in February!'"

"When you get that car?" Reply "Black Christmas"

"I am gonna buy all my kids bedroom furniture when January come...."
by Longhairdontcare782 November 2, 2011
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Mexican Christmas Party

The unfortunate circumstance when a group of individuals is trapped in an enclosed space (train, plane, bus) and one of them (usually unknown and having recently ingested a burrito or cup of chili) breaks wind, creating a cloud of misfortune for all involved.

Closely related: Dutch Oven
A: "Hey dude, I bet you it was one of those girls that started the Mexican Christmas Party on the train yesterday."

B: "Ayeeeeee - who farted? I walked right into a Mexican Christmas Party!!!"
by Mariano Webster February 21, 2009
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Nigger Christmas

A Christmas-like "holiday" that involves "loot" and other procured items, typically after a natural disaster. ie: Hurricane Katrina.
"Man, it was nigger christmas at the Tchopuchoulas Wal-Mart today!"
by leftlaneguy June 14, 2008
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Nigger Christmas

When a person received there Tax return and what’s to buy random shit
by Dr.Braxton Mofield March 9, 2021
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Orphan's Christmas

A standard Christmas celebration held by people who aren't able to be with their birth families because they are overseas or have a difficult relationship with their family.

Often used by people who have been disowned by their parents, such as homosexuals who have escaped their conservative, small-town upbringing and moved to the more open-minded city.
"Tell everyone there's an Orphan's Christmas at mine this year. Bring a plate and the booze is on me!"
by Matti! Matti! Matti! November 25, 2011
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nightmare before christmas

Coming home from a Christmas Eve party early and find your parents having sex on the couch. You father is dressed up like Santa and your mother is dressed up like Mrs. Clause.
Chris: I walked in on my parents having sex on Christmas Eve.

Peggy: That's a real Nightmare before Christmas!
by Really messed up March 27, 2010
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