road candy

equivalent of road head, or giving/receiving head while the guy is driving.

You want some road candy baby?
or
That guy was getting road candy.

by Gabby l January 31, 2008

cotton candy

To hook something onto a confection.

"What happened to your new coat?" Willy Wonka's wife said.

Sheepishly, Willy replied, "I got it cotton candy and it tore."

by fidificus April 30, 2003

Candy paint

A drug consisting of cough syrop and codine mixed with a jolly rancher (makes it not taste like shit)

Man that candy paint got me so buzzed man

by st.mike March 26, 2007

Candy Cane

the act of getting a hand-job on Christmas or Christmas Eve.

My girlfriend gave me a Candy Cane as my Christmas present last night.

by Deuce Gordon December 05, 2010

ass candy

Candy usually hard candy that was once, but is not now inside someones ass.

Dude i found a jawbreaker in "BOB'S Laundry, you want it? Naw man that's probably "BOB's" ASS CANDY

by Miss Scree-INT December 10, 2007

Candy Cane

The act of engaging in coitus with a female during her menstrual period, then pulling out and emptying your nuts into her mouth. The mixture of rotten uterine matter, blood and semen can be said to resemble that of a delicious Candy Cane… OM NOM NOM NOM NOM.

So he was almost done, blood all over his junk, and said "Where do you want it?" …then she just opened her mouth! Bitch wanted a candy cane!

by DBZ138 November 03, 2010

wall-candy

Same as wall candy

Meaningless 'pretty-pretty' art.

That is some expensive and shallow wall-candy

by Farnham 15 March 06, 2005