Awesome O'clock

Awesome O'clock is every hour of the day, when you don't have the time.

'Hey man, what's te time?'
'Awesome O'clock'

by coolstuff July 16, 2009

lack of clothing

Not wearing a lot of clothing. As in, you have few clothes on. The clothes you are wearing are not many. I mean, it's subjective.

That naked person has a lack of clothing.

by LackOfClothing October 26, 2009

2 o'clock shower

Getting up at 2 in the mourning to masterbate.

Jesse went to take a 2 o'clock shower.

Michael got up early for his 2 o'clock shower

by kingdongggg October 22, 2010

Portland Alarm Clock

Being awakened by your partner as they begin to preform a sexual act on you.

When your wake up as your partners hand or head moves towards your crotch for a hand job or oral sex

Bill "How was your weekend?"
Charlie "Great, we went in to the city, dinner, movie stayed in awesome hotel. Plus, my wife woke me up with a Portland Alarm Clock Saturday and Sunday.

by Padre Midday March 14, 2011

Helen Keller Alarm Clock

When someone (usually early in the morning) lets lose a silent but deadly fart. There after the persons partner who is then sleeping soundly in the bed with them, is awoken silently by the horrendous smell and looks up only to find the offender staring blankly back at them.

I was in a deep peaceful sleep when suddenly I was jolted out of my sleep by a terrible odor. I looked up and found that my partner had just given me a Helen Keller Alarm Clock.

by tedman 96 December 6, 2011

Stupid faggot clown

A guy that gets dumber and worse every second with you.

This stupid faggot clown has an IQ of 76 now. He's living in the 70's now, in a few years he's gonna be at 66.

by Solid Mantis January 24, 2018

Booty call o’clock

Time period between 10pm to 2am when everyone says things on snap, dm’s, or text that they will regret in the morning.

Me-“ I can’t believe I sent that pic!”
Friend- “What time was it?”
Me- “I think around midnight.”
Friend- “oh, that’s booty call o’clock!”

by Get that booty July 14, 2019