Faux Beard

A beard no longer than 1/2 inch long used by hipsters to get jobs in coffee shops and pick up impressionable chicks wearing converse shoes. You may not "get it" at first. If it is "hollywood scruff" and under 1/8 of an inch it does not qualify. Rednecks who can't grow beards also don't qualify. To distinguish between the two, ask if they like the new Toby Keith album. If they say, "Who?" Then you have encountered a hipster with a faux beard.

Wow, that guy in the Verizon 4G commercial with the rocket totally has a faux beard. I didn't even know hipsters liked rockets.

by jessesuit June 5, 2011

White Bearded Lie

A Lie that is socially acceptable to perpetrate in order to evoke/indoctrinate a particular behavior or belief from an individual or group of people.

Examples of "White Bearded Lie":

If you are good all year Santa will bring you presents for Christmas.

Yes fluffy will go to heaven.

If you lie your nose will grow long.

Too much TV will make your eyes go square.

Sexual Intercourse is something that happens between a man and a woman who love each other very much.

by Santas little helper September 11, 2012

NASTY BEARD

an un-groomed beard that looks like pubic hair except on your face; hair growing in all directions

ken: hey joan you should trim your nasty beard
joan: idk i like seeing my pubs after i wash my face

by the informaddsds4 September 18, 2013

boston beard

A girl who is really hairy in the southern region of her body.

"Yo man, you gonna date that girl Jennifer?"

"Nah man, she's got a Boston Beard downstairs."

by MC Narcaleptic November 8, 2013

Puke Beard

Residual vomit that stays in one's facial hair after puking.

I didn't kiss him because I realized he had a smelly puke beard from last night.

by lemonchowder August 12, 2014

Charlie Beard

a '90s-style stubble beard popularized by the Party of Five character Charlie Salinger

Hey man, screw growing a moustache in Movember... I'm bringing back the Charlie Beard!

by Everezo November 11, 2014

Hang Beard

1) Similar to a hangnail, but in your beard; an ingrown beard hair.

2) Any hair sticking out from your beard and causing annoyance

Girlfriend: Are you done in the bathroom yet?

Guy: Hold on, I have a hang beard.

by darthrishun January 2, 2015