Bath and bed

When your mate can’t hack the level of drinking required so heads home for a bath and bed.

He really can’t handle his drink, looks like bath and bed time.

by Anonymous Cardiff July 26, 2022

bath and bed

When somebody in your group can’t hack the days session so heads home for a bath and bed

They really can’t handle this session today, looks like it’ll be bath and bed for them soon

by Anonymous Cardiff August 2, 2022

Lions Bath

Husband says Hey babe I think I'm going to take a shower. Wife says, Baby no just a few more days until you can I want that dick funk.

baby thanks for the lions bath, should I shave yet?

by MikeDABernahy January 26, 2026

upstairs taking a bath

Old gangster slang that means the subject was murdered, usually gruesomly; such as if they are laying in a pool of their own blood, being dissolved in acid, were drowned, actually being chopped up in a bathtub, etc.

Notably said by 'Johnny' in "Angels with Filthy Souls", the fake movie that appears in the real, hit movie "Home Alone".

Johnny: Too bad A.C. ain't in charge no more.
Snakes: What do ya mean?
Johnny: He's upstairs taking a bath. He'll call you when he gets out.

by NerfButWithoutHasbro January 28, 2026

Font bath

A word play of "phông bạt", having almost same pronunciation in vietnamese, Consider as flex, or "fake it till you make it (or can't)"

Thang kia khoe ung ho 100trieu mà sao thấy số dư lên có 1000 vậy, font bath vai lon

by nk63x5 February 24, 2026

Painting my nails blue and taking a bath

Referencing Hannah Baker from 13 Reasons Why when crashing out

Friend “bro we have an assignment due tomorrow”
Me “painting my nails blue and taking a bath right now”

by Partygoer67 February 27, 2026