barrens chat

An insane guild where people constantly joke about having fat cocks, being gay, and other degenerate edgy shit.

"Hey, should we invite that guy to the group?"
"Nah man, he's a <Barrens Chat> member"

by Rekmoolah October 24, 2022

Barren fool’s Curse

A woman that is attracted to only other women husband, thus being cursed as barren for her sins

“Don’t waste your time John, she only goes for the married ones. She has the barren fool’s curse, she’s cursed to never bear children “

by Aanemos November 7, 2022

Barrely

The action of misspelling the word, Barrel, or Barely, a very stupid human you are.

“I barrely know what I’m doing!”

by TheDictionaryist October 3, 2022

Barryton Flunt

When nasal spray, such as Flonase, is used in a sex act that involves one partner spraying the contents into the vagina and then sniffing deeply.

I tried the Barryton Flunt last night. My sinuses have never been clearer.

by cabinman69 October 8, 2022

barrek

The main character who gets hella pussy and loves dudes

That guys a barrek.

by Barreklover October 11, 2022

Barrel-Fuck

Also called "The Georgia Sunshine", "What are you doing step bro?" or "Old-timer's fleshlight" - To capture something (particularly an ape such as a baboon or gorilla) within a container (typically an empty barrel or large drinking keg) , tip it over to where its behind is facing up and pound said thing's guts to oblivion.

"Ever barrel-fucked a baboon buck nekked in the middle of the Sahara, balls-deep in pink so nice ya gotta tap it twice? That's how it feels to drive a Ford F-150."

by W0W32987 January 4, 2023

Barrel Locked

To be locked to a proverbial barrel, such as 'bent over a barrel' with no feasible means of escape.

A buddy of mine is barrel locked (bent over a barrel) with a vendor at work. He can't get anything done cause the vendors solution doesn't work, and management won't allow him to replace the vendor.

by -=v00d00=- March 21, 2023