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Arguing with a shampoo bottle

When arguing with someone and the other party distracts the topic by resorting to appeals of emotion, belief and other logical fallacies.
The conversation gets caught in a loop. As it reads on the back of a shampoo bottle at the end of the instructions...rinse and repeat.
"X must exist. I just saw a poll that says 90% of all Americans believe in X."

"99% of everyone once thought the world was flat. They had no evidence and were proven wrong by people who sought the truth."

"X must exist! If X did not exist, then the world would be a horrible place!"

"You'll be able to move on. Its only in your mind that X influences your life."

"I acknowledge that I have no argument for the existence of X. However, I have a great desire for X to exist. Therefore I accept that X exists."

"This is like arguing with a shampoo bottle. You're stuck in a loop of rinse and repeat."
by Dread Pirate Skeptic June 8, 2014
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hard-on in a bottle

Slang nickname for the sports celebrity hyped but entirely ineffective mail-order supplements that purport to give you muscles and a big black boner no matter what your ethnicity.
I don’t give a rat’s ass if it is a full-blown goddamn placebo, I just wanna get my own hard-on in a bottle and try it out for myself!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2019
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battered sav

Originally an Australian term for a hot dog sausage (saveloy) battered and deep fried, commentary of the 2000 Olympics Men's Gymnastics by Australian comedic duo Roy & HG on "The Dream" redefined it as a move where a (male) gymnast leaps into the air, lands in a push-up position and touches his groin to the floor - thereby 'battering' his 'sav'.
See also: flat bag, hello boys, dutch wink, crazy date, party date, spinning date
.. and the russian gymnast lands the double corkscrew, now he batters the sav... yes, that was a nice battered sav, straight into the crazy date
by MartinBartinFargo May 27, 2007
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Crack a Bottle

1. To open a new bottle of an alcoholic beverage.

2. Serious hip hop song by Eminem, Dr. Dre and 50 Cent from Em's Relapse album.
1. Yo Jimmy its Friday, crack a bottle cuz.

2. So crack a bottle, let your body waddle.
Don't act like a snobby model.
You just hit the lotto.
by JimmyLimerick May 29, 2009
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battery head

a frequent user of the drug psychedellic drug acid also known as lsd
man that john is such a battery head
hes always dropping acid
by jejomar August 20, 2006
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Battery Budgeting

When you have 20% or less battery power on your cell phone, and you budget your usage time between phone calls, texts or games.
Oh damn my phone is at 15% time to do some Battery Budgeting
by chicken hawk 103 December 23, 2010
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float bottle

A float bottle is a bottle that floats.
I was walking down by the beach and I saw a float bottle.
by lets shoot up some time January 3, 2009
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