Anal Bead

An insult used instead of other object insults such as cocksmooch or fag.

Quit being such an anal bead.

by Phillip McCreavase July 17, 2009

anal probe

To insert a stick or other long pointed object (cricket stump) into the anus of a clothed bystander. Occured frequantly during summer months of '04. Similar to bugger and bumfuck but with an inanimate object.
Also a noun. the object that was used to probe the anus.

Im gonna anal probe you good.

by cockhockey04 May 13, 2005

anal brawl

where two or more people rub each others anus's together
in a battle of brown eye fury. a pro anal brawl will consist of at least 5 judges.
this can often lead to rashes & or disentry.

bob & jerremy were both in deep concentration as they anal brawled for mating rights over felicity, when jerremy exploded in a fit of disentry.

by sim, alf January 14, 2008

anally retentive

Uptight, stubborn.

Usage Note: You might like to think you're ascribing some sort of diagnosis to a person when you describe him as "anally retentive", but it doesn't mean anything in a psychiatric sense. It sounds professional, but it's merely a disguised way to insult someone.

"Bob's always been that nitpicky. I think he's anally retentive."

by Menchi January 13, 2004

anal beading

putting anal beads in your ass....obviously.

think of the movie american pie 3, there is mentions of it and the strippers are holding a string of anal beads.
"should we put these in your ass or mine?"

by beach bottom July 31, 2005

ANAL MEAT

the meat on an ass also known as booty meat from the amazing song by soulja boy

hey biatch, show me some anal meat

by GEORGE IS GAY February 6, 2008

Anal Cannibalism

When two or more humanoids face one another back to back, spread their cheeks exposing their crevices, and force their exits to kiss passionately.

I better not wipe today, cuz if I'm lucky tonight Sally and I are going to get our anal cannibalism on.

by peeinmybutt February 16, 2006