Spicy acid reflux

When you eat some really spicy shit, and later you burp, sending some stomach acid up your throat that you can’t feel for some reason (this is every time you have to burp) making your throat feel like you just drank some ghost pepper extract

Person 1: Ah, seems I have to burp.
Person 1: AH FUCK, IT WAS A SPICY ACID REFLUX! MY THROAT!

by unused username February 8, 2024

Phenidic acid

Phenidic acid, or Ritalinic Acid, or Evitalinic Acid is a portmanteau of 2-{Phen}yl-2-(p{i}peri{d}in-2-yl) acet{ic} {acid}. It is used to make Methylphenidate (Ritalin) and Ethylphenidate (Evitalin) by reacting it with methanol and ethanol. 2-Phenyl-2-(piperidin-2-yl) acetic acid is awesome!

Steve: I reacted Phenidic acid and Methanol to make Methylphenidate (Ritalin). I used the rest of the Phenidic acid to make Ethylphenidate (Evitalin).

by HawaiianPunch1 March 16, 2024

battery acid spagetti

cut up sour stips cooked in monster energy drink.
dont do this

person 1: I tried battery acid spagetti today.
person 2: How was it.
person 1: dont do this

by the March 18, 2024

Chrysoberyliolite acid

Chrysoberyliolite acid is a very real chemical compound that kills every Roblox player every year

Ruby: JACKNJELLIFY DIED OF CHRYSOBERYLIOLITE ACID 😭
Everybody: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Reason D Alt June 5, 2024

Battery acid

A term often used to denote a drink that so citric that it feels as if it’s dissolving or burning your mouth, theoretically akin to if you just drank battery acid.

“*Plegh*! What is?”
“New soda flavor.”
“This is battery acid.”
“Well, they can’t all be winners.”

by SuperCrafter015 October 27, 2024

salisillic acid

Aspirin dat's infused wif laughin' gas.

Brer Rabbit claimed to have discovered a place where he could go to really "giggle 'n' guffaw wif gusto"; said euphoria-producing locale did not actually exist, of course (he'd merely made it up to make Brer Fox and Brer Bear so curious dat they would untie him so dat he could supposedly show them where it was, and so he led them to a hive of bumblebees which caused said pair of vengeful carnivores to inadvertently let said clever herbivore escape while they were being swarmed by said angry insects), but if it had, perhaps it would have been either a natural vent of nitrous oxide or a stash of salisillic acid tablets.

by QuacksO November 9, 2024

Methoxymethanedioic Acid

Methoxymethanedioic Acid (Dicarbonic Acid) is HO-(C=O)-O-(C=O)-OH . Methoxymethanedioic Acid is beyond Carbonated Hydrogen oxide. It's Carbonated Carbonic Acid.

Tony: I am going to try Seltzer Boys Methoxymethanedioic Acid with flavorings.

by HawaiianPunch1 January 16, 2025