arse-cockle

Alternative term for a hemorrhoid (a.k.a. arse grape).

I'm suffering from the discharge from my arse-cockles and it's causing me some rather unpleasant chaffing in the pants region.

by The Wheelchair Detective August 22, 2006

Arse bag

A bag of ass

I don't want to meet you if you're going to shout at me, you arse bag.

by SeptemberSunset June 10, 2021

two cheeks of the same arse

Two people who share very similar characteristics, or two people who share a close bond.

Donald Trump and Elon Musk are two cheeks of the same arse.

by ClarkHardwire November 28, 2024

Arse knob

Chocolate covered dick

Your a arse knob of if your door knob is covered in shit

by November 17, 2021

Shovel arse

The arse belonging to somebody who frequently participates in anal sex, acting as the passive partner (the one having their rectum penetrated). In such a case the arse is referred to metaphorically as a shovel, due to the fact that it "shovels in a lot of cock".

Aaron really loves taking cock, he's got a shovel arse!

by zappaz September 03, 2008

Tap that arse

To have Anal Sex with

"Judy's peach is so fine, I'd love to tap that arse.."

by Only if you're doing it right! February 20, 2023

OOOP ARSE

someone who is ooop arse

Mate youre fucking ooop arse

by Themadpie November 30, 2021