Wet Filly

(n.) The act of you licking a penis and then the owner of the penis inserts it into your ear. It's like a wet willy, but with a dick.

Person 1: "Dang, my ear hurts!"
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "I have swimmers ear!"
Person 2: "But you don't know how to swim!"
Person 1: "I know! Peter gave me a Wet Filly."

by pumbaa February 5, 2013

Wet Afro

When a male ejaculates in a woman or other male's hair and henceforth uses it as shampoo

Girl: I have no shampoo
Guy: I'll give you a wet afro

by jawbraker4lyf November 5, 2014

wet furnace

when a man saves up at least .5L of nut and heats it up in the microwave and dumps it on an unsuspecting female victim

Kyle: yoo bruh what did u end up doin w that bitch
Gerald: everything was goin well until i dropped the wet furnace, then she up and left

by fuckaduckinthebutt June 27, 2019

wet kyle

Noun: The act of licking your finger, then sticking it up someone's nose.

Verb: To lick your finger then stick it up someone's nose

I'm about to give him a wet kyle

ewww she wet kyled me in my sleep last night....

by broskizzle September 7, 2010

Wet Juarez

The sexual act of receiving anal stimulation from an object extruding from the drain in your toilet.

benny got a wet juarez from that toilet brush. he's still in there, too.

by plagadodigito January 1, 2012

wet ferret

When a hairy cock is wettened by either female bodily fluids or lubricants.

Have you pet a wet ferret today?

by caitielicious June 10, 2008

wet milkstamp

When a woman milkstamps someone and she lactates while doing so. This is regardless of whether it is a skim, 2%, 1/2 and 1/2, or whole milkstamp. It is also considered a wet milkstamp even if the breastmilk doesn't get on the milkstampee.

She stained her shirt when she gave me that 1/2 and 1/2 wet milkstamp.

by Jdex August 8, 2010