cooking with gas

Substantially increasing the likelihood I or a member of my family will get asthma, to own the libs.

I love God, guns and cooking with gas.

by Jasper C. Debussy January 12, 2023

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Dirty Gas Pump

latin: immunda ientaculum

Adding a little southern twist to the traditional British tea bag, the woman brings the man's testicles into her mouth while facing his backside. As she performs a handjob while "tea-bagging" him, the man should flatulate as much as possible. With her face buried deep in his behind, the man's wind will provide an odorous addition for the woman.

From: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"

I think the key to surviving a Dirty Gas Pump is breath control. Eventually you learn when to breathe through the nose, alternating with removing the balls, for deep breaths through the mouth. It's not hard, but until you get the hang of it, it's not pleasant.

by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010

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Gas station burrito

When you have a hot shower, put your dick inside and burn the inside of her pussy.

Hey Steve, you invited Wendy over tonight?
Oh yeah Frank! I'm gonna give her a gas station burrito.

by erichansensmom May 21, 2016

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hungarian gas mask

When you put your balls on a girls eyeballs and your asshole is covering her mouth and you fart.

I gave the chick I brought home from the bar a hungarian gas mask.

by Patrick Migroin January 9, 2008

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Mexican Gas Mask

When a woman is giving a B.J. and the man turns around and continues to place each testicle in her nostrils creating what would appear to be a gas mask.

"Molly was giving me head and i totally gave her a mexican gas mask until she passed out."

by Shon Gee, Big Pappa Jew August 23, 2006

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