by GUANPOOMIN :P February 25, 2015
Get the Holy Turtle mug.(n) one who, despite warnings and/or rules designed to safeguard their physical and/or mental well-being, breaks free and exhibits deliberate, rebellious behavior, disregarding long term consequences in favor of short term gratification. Shortened version of the sage proverb "the escape turtle breaks its shell."
Person1: "I should have gone to bed early before this exam, but stayed up all night watching my favorite show on Netflix. I definitely failed."
Person2: "Don't be such an escape turtle next time."
Person2: "Don't be such an escape turtle next time."
by ProfessorTurtle July 30, 2017
Get the Escape Turtle mug.noun: A loud popping fart that is accompanied by a "turtle" or turd poking its head out each time air escapes.
by MRia October 24, 2013
Get the Barking Turtle mug.Turtle Breath is the fart that precedes the Turtle head. It is directly out of the mouth of the turtle head therefore more rank smelling than usual.
by Strandhogg December 14, 2012
Get the Turtle Breath mug.A turtle shell is when your dick is so shriveled and soft that it is practically retracting back into you, similar to how a turtle goes into its shell. A turtle shell usually occurs after you have just ejaculated or after you get out of water.
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