Holy Turtle

A person who loves turtles and claims themselves as a holy turtle.

I am the Holy Turtle. I am your savior, your lord

by GUANPOOMIN :P February 25, 2015

Escape Turtle

(n) one who, despite warnings and/or rules designed to safeguard their physical and/or mental well-being, breaks free and exhibits deliberate, rebellious behavior, disregarding long term consequences in favor of short term gratification. Shortened version of the sage proverb "the escape turtle breaks its shell."

Person1: "I should have gone to bed early before this exam, but stayed up all night watching my favorite show on Netflix. I definitely failed."
Person2: "Don't be such an escape turtle next time."

by ProfessorTurtle July 30, 2017

Barking Turtle

noun: A loud popping fart that is accompanied by a "turtle" or turd poking its head out each time air escapes.

I hurried to the bathroom to release my barking turtle back into the pond.

by MRia October 24, 2013

Turtle Breath

Turtle Breath is the fart that precedes the Turtle head. It is directly out of the mouth of the turtle head therefore more rank smelling than usual.

Mate that fart is really RANK!

Yeah I know, it's the Turtle Breath

by Strandhogg December 14, 2012

Turtle Shell

A turtle shell is when your dick is so shriveled and soft that it is practically retracting back into you, similar to how a turtle goes into its shell. A turtle shell usually occurs after you have just ejaculated or after you get out of water.

"Dude, my dick is turtle shelled right now since I just got out of the pool"

by Dickle Pickle102 June 16, 2017

jab the turtle

The best rapper in the universe

All hail jab the turtle a god amongst men

by Oxford dictionary co March 24, 2017

water turtle

cooter; a freshwater turtle native to the southeastern United States

Inverness is known for its annual Cooter Festival, which features water turtles.

by Jaclyn February 8, 2005