When tarrare has had only 3 mess hall raids, 4 miscellaneous trash related mishaps, and one cavader defiling when all of the sudden, a 14 month old baby goes missing.
Doctor: ok tarrare, you’ve only had 3 mess hall raids, 4 miscellaneous trash related mishaps, and one cavader defiling.
nurse, knocking on door: doctor, a 14 month old baby has gone missing.
Doctor: (long pause)… TARRARE. DID YOU EAT A FUCKING BABY?!?
nurse, knocking on door: doctor, a 14 month old baby has gone missing.
Doctor: (long pause)… TARRARE. DID YOU EAT A FUCKING BABY?!?
by GenosCyborg September 4, 2023
Get the TARRARE. DID YOU EAT A FUCKING BABY?!? mug.It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it. Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of... some cosmic coincidence or, is there really a God... watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.
by creepysoldier October 27, 2020
Get the you ever wonder why we're here? mug.An Arnold Schwarzenegger quote showing Arnie himself armed with a gun shouting those very words. Typically meaning "Lie down or I kill you", it could scare someone into lying down because they value their life.
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Get the get down or i put you down mug.Right Behind You by Valve Studios Orchestra is a part of the Team Fortress 2 OST and is used towards the end of the Meet the Spy promotional video. It is a relatively simple song that progressively builds up fear and/or suspense as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds-Wait this was about Right Behind You by Valve Studios Orchestra, not the FitnessGram Pacer Test. Anyway, let's get back to the point.
Ahem. Gentlemen.
I see the briefcase is safe.
Safe and sound, mmhmm!
Yeah, it is!
Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? No? Then we still have a problem.
...And a knife!
Ooh, big problem. I've killed plenty of Spies. They're dime-a-dozen backstabbing scumbags, like you! Ow! No offense.
If you managed to kill them, I assure you that they were not like me. And nothing, nothing like the man loose inside this building.
What're you, president of his fan club?
No... That would be your mother!
What the-
*Right Behind You by Valve Studios Orchestra intensifies*
Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! So listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.
This Spy has already breached our defenses...
Sentry down!
You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!
And worst of all, he could be any one of us...
Raus, raus! (gasp) Nein.
He could even be in this very room. He could be you. He could be me. He could even b-
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What? It was obvious! He's the RED Spy! Watch, he'll turn red any second now. Annnny second... See? Red! Oh wait, that's blood.
So we still got problem...
Big problem...
So, who's ready to go find this Spy?
Right behind you.
(Team Fortress 2 ending flourish plays, with stabs punctuating the beat)
*Petite Chou-Fleur by Valve Studios Orchestra plays*
Ah, ma petite chou-fleur.
(RED Spy walks away with BLU team's intelligence in tow; fade to black)
I see the briefcase is safe.
Safe and sound, mmhmm!
Yeah, it is!
Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? No? Then we still have a problem.
...And a knife!
Ooh, big problem. I've killed plenty of Spies. They're dime-a-dozen backstabbing scumbags, like you! Ow! No offense.
If you managed to kill them, I assure you that they were not like me. And nothing, nothing like the man loose inside this building.
What're you, president of his fan club?
No... That would be your mother!
What the-
*Right Behind You by Valve Studios Orchestra intensifies*
Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! So listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.
This Spy has already breached our defenses...
Sentry down!
You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!
And worst of all, he could be any one of us...
Raus, raus! (gasp) Nein.
He could even be in this very room. He could be you. He could be me. He could even b-
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What? It was obvious! He's the RED Spy! Watch, he'll turn red any second now. Annnny second... See? Red! Oh wait, that's blood.
So we still got problem...
Big problem...
So, who's ready to go find this Spy?
Right behind you.
(Team Fortress 2 ending flourish plays, with stabs punctuating the beat)
*Petite Chou-Fleur by Valve Studios Orchestra plays*
Ah, ma petite chou-fleur.
(RED Spy walks away with BLU team's intelligence in tow; fade to black)
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“I can grab it it’s national grab what you want week so we can do it all week”
“So I can grab her tits too”
“Yes”
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“So I can grab her tits too”
“Yes”
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