wankeltutor

an insult used in similar circumstances to the word wanker, but with a less harsh edge.

you've just been sick on my carpet, you wankeltutor!

by andrew speakman October 9, 2005

wankarse bastard

An allteration to the term wankarse, just your average wankarse who lacks knowledge of themselves being such a wankarse.

David, fuck off being such a wankarse bastard!

by Lewis J D January 10, 2008

wankbastard

A bastard who wanks.

You are such a fuckin wankbastard

by Bumhat June 2, 2008

Wank-Satchel

Its meaning derrives from a bag used to store cum or a whore for same purpose.

1. An offensive term used to describe someone, something or a situation...

2. A bantersaurus way in which to describe a scrotum

(The phrase can also be reversed to "satchel of wank", or shortened to just "satchel" or "satch", maybe even satchy)

Barry: Mrs Stewart is a massive wank-satchel, i hope she dies!

or

Leopold: *drops something*
"you massive satchel of wank! It is NOT my day today!"

or

Hannah: stop being such a wank satchel and make me a coffee!

or

Henry: I have had the most satchy fucking week evaaarrr!

or

Emma: That guy last night was a total satch, he practically raped me! Lucky i was sobe as a judge...

by Prof Wank-Satchel and Doc Mans June 4, 2010

Wankclaw

1. the small deformed claw a hand turns into after too much masturbation.

'Poor Paul his so lonely he's developed a wicked wankclaw'

by The Blinguistist October 31, 2011

wank arm

Noun- A sport in which you play that gives you serious arm pain the next morning.

John: Wow, I have really bad wank arm from yesterday...
Alex: What were you playing?
John: Tennis.

by Intense Arm-wanker August 3, 2013

wank scab

a wank scab is when you masturbate without lotion, and causes a scab of blood on your penis.

i masturbated so hard, i had a wank scab on my penis

by Elysium1234 January 30, 2014